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-"making love"
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"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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- weddings
- bridal, baby, engagement, and couple showers  :goodbyecruelworld:
- talking
- The Bachelor/Bachelorette
- shopping

Jesus Christs I could spend a day coming up with crap...
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-The Notebook
-calendars
-pictures of babies on facebook
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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- Vodka
- Vodka sodas
- Vodka sodas with a lime
- Vodka raspberries
- Vodka raspberries with a lime
- Vodka shots
- Vodka shots with crystal light mix added in

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-"just spending the day together"
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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-Almost getting short hair cuts, but not.
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Lifetime/Hallmark movies
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-Almost getting short hair cuts, but not.

Good thing, girls with short hair look terrible.

Related list.  Things girls don't necessarily love but will always do:

-look terrible if they actually do go through with a short haircut
-Compliment their girlfriends on their short hair even though everyone knows it looks shitty
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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- looking around for an hour at some store and then not buy a rough ridin' thing
- saying they're mad at you, when everyone in the room knows her mouth will be around your penis in less than three hours.

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- looking around for an hour at some store and then not buy a effing thing
- saying they're mad at you, when everyone in the room knows her mouth will be around your penis in less than three hours.

My penis?  :blush:

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girls.  amirite?

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Where do you guys meet girls like this?  The mall? 

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Talking about themselves

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Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.

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Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.

Yeah that was awful. We through that sociopath back on the street where she belonged.

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Crashing on Pike's couch for a few weeks and inviting Ft. Riley dudes over.

Yeah that was awful. We through that sociopath back on the street where she belonged.

forgot about that. :lol:
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Ugg Boots
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Keeping track of what other people are doing.

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Keeping track of what other people are doing.

And what other girls are wearing.