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Offline ReturnOfCrankyLonghorn

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Sorry I've been gone for a while
« on: July 18, 2011, 03:11:54 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?


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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 03:13:27 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?

Turf with some sideburns. 
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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 03:16:53 PM »
Drapes don't match the carpet; our KSTATE0 roots are showing.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 03:21:00 PM »
Where is the middle-aged cellar dwellar that posts on this board. Still out trying to bang teenagers? I ask because if he needs a place to crash I'll have to notify my neighbors.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 03:24:43 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?

Thanks for your offer, but I'm staying with my friend at the fiji house instead.  Where should I order tickets from?

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 03:37:48 PM »
i think you're looking for dave wooderson


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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 03:42:34 PM »
Where is the middle-aged cellar dwellar that posts on this board. Still out trying to bang teenagers? I ask because if he needs a place to crash I'll have to notify my neighbors.

Do you live in Highland Park?  If not, I'll pass.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »
  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning 
I wouldn't concede just yet, I think you guys got a good shot at the upset.
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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 06:08:18 PM »
  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning 
I wouldn't concede just yet, I think you guys got a good shot at the upset.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »
Where is the middle-aged cellar dwellar that posts on this board. Still out trying to bang teenagers? I ask because if he needs a place to crash I'll have to notify my neighbors.

He is going to have to be WAY more specific.  :users:

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 11:08:53 PM »
Only reason I opened this thread was because I was hoping it was about Scoops. 

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2011, 07:39:24 AM »
Only reason I opened this thread was because I was hoping it was about Scoops. 
You don't think. . . :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2011, 09:19:50 AM »
Where is the middle-aged cellar dwellar that posts on this board. Still out trying to bang teenagers? I ask because if he needs a place to crash I'll have to notify my neighbors.
Depends on who told you I was trying to bang teenagers.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2011, 12:12:59 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?

Thanks for your offer, but I'm staying with my friend at the fiji house instead.  Where should I order tickets from?

Crap on a cracker, there are fratbro's on this board? I may have to retire here.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2011, 12:14:27 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?

Thanks for your offer, but I'm staying with my friend at the fiji house instead.  Where should I order tickets from?

Crap on a cracker, there are fratbro's on this board? I may have to retire here.

dear texas guy,

get your aTm brother in check.

tia,
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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2011, 12:14:58 PM »
i think you're looking for dave wooderson

Aaah, here's the guy. Glad you showed up. Having to notify your neighbors yet? And how's the pot supply?

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2011, 12:17:16 PM »
I had an infected tooth that got out of control.  Anybody need a place to crash for this year's bludgeoning in Austin?

Furthermore, I heard that KSU installed a toupee instead of turf this year. Any truth?

Thanks for your offer, but I'm staying with my friend at the fiji house instead.  Where should I order tickets from?

Crap on a cracker, there are fratbro's on this board? I may have to retire here.

dear texas guy,

get your aTm brother in check.

tia,
sd
Aggie is more of a weird, libertarian uncle than a brother. The sort of a guy you throw out of the family barbeque because he refuses to wear a shirt and sort of smells like airplane fuel all the time.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2011, 12:19:02 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2011, 12:26:25 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

Apparently you aren't aware that Dr. Spaceman IS IN MED SCHOOL.
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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2011, 12:38:02 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

we won't judge you for Dallas, you don't judge us for KCK.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2011, 01:06:36 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

we won't judge you for Dallas, you don't judge us for KCK.

Haven't been that direction much. Overland Park and Olathe, however, make me want to kill myself. Did some bad person have 500,000 gallons of beige paint and go to work on this entire area?

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2011, 01:14:38 PM »
it's not beige, it's taupe.  :flush: 



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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2011, 01:28:50 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

we won't judge you for Dallas, you don't judge us for KCK.

Haven't been that direction much. Overland Park and Olathe, however, make me want to kill myself. Did some bad person have 500,000 gallons of beige paint and go to work on this entire area?

I guess I've been brainwashed to like it.

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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2011, 01:35:15 PM »
they didn't bring in the taupe paint until they ran out of asphalt.

johnson county's development plan consisted of:  1) pave everything, 2) paint it all taupe


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Re: Sorry I've been gone for a while
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 07:19:51 PM »
Also, I've been assigned to work in KC for an extended period of time instead of just a few months. Your KCKS8ers are kind of embarrassing.

we won't judge you for Dallas, you don't judge us for KCK.

Haven't been that direction much. Overland Park and Olathe, however, make me want to kill myself. Did some bad person have 500,000 gallons of beige paint and go to work on this entire area?

reminds me of Plano.  they are like twins.  I agree though, totally boring.