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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2011, 02:21:58 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.


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« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2011, 02:22:37 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.

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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2011, 02:24:29 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.
OK, have fun with the "pong" of football video games, grandpas.  Also, if you want, I can come over and set up your emails next week.  I know how much grief grandma has been giving you about that.


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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2011, 02:24:58 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.

Steve Dave just snuffed out that attempt at thread derailment like Howie Long snuffing out an undermatched running back in the far superior Tecmo Super Bowl.
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« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2011, 02:27:47 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.
OK, have fun with the "pong" of football video games, grandpas.  Also, if you want, I can come over and set up your emails next week.  I know how much grief grandma has been giving you about that.

Pfffffft. Have fun with your 8 man football game where it takes 30 yards to get a first down.

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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2011, 02:28:53 PM »
However, I do know of a very unfortunate glasses breaking incident that occurred during a game of Blitz  :surprised:

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« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2011, 02:35:09 PM »
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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2011, 02:36:59 PM »
NFL Blitz was basically some redneck WWE game played on a football field right?

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« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2011, 02:43:35 PM »
The first NFL blitz was a classic everything NFL Blitz after the first one was an abortion
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« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2011, 02:44:34 PM »
3/4 of the way through a season and your NES spazzes out and your season is erased  :horrorsurprise: :goodbyecruelworld:

JFC, this happened to me the last time I played a season.  Only I wasn't just playing one team's season.  I was playing every single game on the schedule for every team.  So I had played hundreds of rough ridin' games over several months and almost gotten through the entire schedule and looking forward to the playoffs and the NES erased it all.   :goodbyecruelworld:

I have been too discouraged to play the game since.  Completely shattered my world.  

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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2011, 02:44:43 PM »
Anybody else by the Tecmo Bowl throwback on xbox? I enjoy that, somewhat...
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« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2011, 02:50:41 PM »
3/4 of the way through a season and your NES spazzes out and your season is erased  :horrorsurprise: :goodbyecruelworld:

JFC, this happened to me the last time I played a season.  Only I wasn't just playing one team's season.  I was playing every single game on the schedule for every team.  So I had played hundreds of rough ridin' games over several months and almost gotten through the entire schedule and looking forward to the playoffs and the NES erased it all.   :goodbyecruelworld:

I have been too discouraged to play the game since.  Completely shattered my world.  

That's a bummer.  Honestly, I usually just play preseason games against other humans.  Beating the CPU Unit in a season is way too easy.   :peek:

I like the weird sound effect that happens when you get an interception.


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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2011, 03:49:30 PM »
The computer would get better as the season would go on and you went undefeated. If you lost a game it would scale back to the normal difficulty.
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« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2011, 03:55:46 PM »
Always wanted to try to throw a TD from one endzone to the other.
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« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2011, 04:34:50 PM »
I was a Bills guy.  The Kelly/Thomas/Reed offensive combo was solid across the board.  Cornelius Bennett was my "go to" defender.  Later in life I met Cornelius and told him this.  He didn't seem to understand wtf I was talking about.  I used to be able to get Thurman Thomas 1k rushing yards in a single game playing 5 minute quarters.

I used the bills because my cousin was on the game. As far as I'm concerned, it trumps being related to a founding father or some other second tier crap.
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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2011, 04:37:06 PM »
3/4 of the way through a season and your NES spazzes out and your season is erased  :horrorsurprise: :goodbyecruelworld:

JFC, this happened to me the last time I played a season.  Only I wasn't just playing one team's season.  I was playing every single game on the schedule for every team.  So I had played hundreds of rough ridin' games over several months and almost gotten through the entire schedule and looking forward to the playoffs and the NES erased it all.   :goodbyecruelworld:

I have been too discouraged to play the game since.  Completely shattered my world. 

That's a bummer.  Honestly, I usually just play preseason games against other humans.  Beating the CPU Unit in a season is way too easy.   :peek:

I like the weird sound effect that happens when you get an interception.

Would love to get a tecmo soundtrack for my workout. Or for my sexy time. Very inspiring in a bad boy way.
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« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2011, 04:37:33 PM »
FELIX REX IS RELATED TO QB BILLS?!?!?!?    :runaway:
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« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2011, 04:39:22 PM »
Would love to get a tecmo soundtrack for my workout. Or for my sexy time. Very inspiring in a bad boy way.


http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

Then go crazy with the Tecmo Youtube clips.

Then plow some chick while blaring it.  I would bust the second I heard the bouncy first down measurement music.  Wouldn't be able to help it.
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« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2011, 04:46:50 PM »
Would love to get a tecmo soundtrack for my workout. Or for my sexy time. Very inspiring in a bad boy way.


http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

Then go crazy with the Tecmo Youtube clips.

Then plow some chick while blaring it.  I would bust the second I heard the bouncy first down measurement music.  Wouldn't be able to help it.

Need the weirdly quiet fumble track worked in there for awkward shifts.
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« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2011, 04:51:10 PM »
Please watch this video and narrate what funny sex stuff would be going on during.  tia.

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« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2011, 08:27:45 PM »
wow this was part of saturdays convo between stunt, y-l_a, and bro y-l_a

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« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2011, 08:41:01 PM »
Please watch this video and narrate what funny sex stuff would be going on during.  tia.



there was funny sex stuff going on during that video, and i narrated.  you guys might not have heard it though.  :fatty:

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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2011, 08:45:50 PM »
Did you guys ever play NFL Blitz 2000?  Way better graphics than TSB.  You guys should try it out sometime.

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Re: Steve Dave/Skinny Benny/Whoever Else Tecmo Super Bowl thread
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2011, 10:28:34 PM »
3/4 of the way through a season and your NES spazzes out and your season is erased  :horrorsurprise: :goodbyecruelworld:

JFC, this happened to me the last time I played a season.  Only I wasn't just playing one team's season.  I was playing every single game on the schedule for every team.  So I had played hundreds of rough ridin' games over several months and almost gotten through the entire schedule and looking forward to the playoffs and the NES erased it all.   :goodbyecruelworld:

I have been too discouraged to play the game since.  Completely shattered my world.  

That's a bummer. Honestly, I usually just play preseason games against other humans.  Beating the CPU Unit in a season is way too easy.   :peek:

I like the weird sound effect that happens when you get an interception.

Indeed it was a bummer.


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« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2011, 05:32:11 AM »
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