Author Topic: Scintillating News About Jordan Enrique (Read 3624 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** July 16, 2011, 11:10:35 AM »

I'm hearing from my sources that Jordan Enrique-Iglesias was spotted this morning on Bluemont wearing nothing but very very tiny red shorts, watching his dog take a dump. Spindly and shirtless, he stared and giggled.

It did not look like the dog was enjoying Manhattan.

treysolid · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:24:13 PM »

in the time it took for the dog to do its business, did JO dunk on any bitches?

sys · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:56:25 PM »

his dog, or 95's dog?

EMAWzified · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2011, 01:57:56 PM »

Most adorable photo I've seen all summer (maybe ever) was in the Ellsworth newspaper of JO putting at some KSU golf event. He was all bent over with a too-small putter, looking like an adult trying to use children's toy sticks.
Unfortunately, the damn paper burned down and they never posted the picture on their Web site.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:09:46 PM »

That blue pitbull is so adorable.

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:29:35 PM »

Put me in the club of looking forward to JO dunking on bitches all next year....as long as he doesn't regress and turn into a FP like Jamar seems to have

kstater · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2011, 02:38:33 PM »

Did the dog have an eye hernia? Shitting is serious business.

'taterblast · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2011, 04:13:20 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on July 16, 2011, 01:57:56 PM

Unfortunately, the damn paper burned down and they never posted the picture on their Web site.

this caught me off guard.

SdK · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2011, 06:38:16 PM »

^ always loved your pic and caption, probably my favorite.

'taterblast · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2011, 07:30:55 PM »

keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

SdK · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »

No. It's too effing funny. Watching the ESPN ticker the day the news broke was terrible, but I can laugh a lot about it now.

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2011, 07:37:26 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 16, 2011, 07:30:55 PM

keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

it is very good

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2011, 07:56:16 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 16, 2011, 07:30:55 PM

keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

There isn't a better one. Never change it.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2011, 11:55:59 PM »

Quote from: bigwillie20 on July 16, 2011, 02:29:35 PM

Put me in the club of looking forward to JO dunking on bitches all next year....as long as he doesn't regress and turn into a FP like Jamar seems to have

You don't get a nickname like "Dunks On bitches" if you're prone to regression.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2011, 02:41:17 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 16, 2011, 07:37:26 PM

Quote from: emawblast on July 16, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
keep having the idea to change it but then i tell myself no, don't rough ridin' change it.

it is very good

Yeah. I love it when i'm talking to Soft Taco Wallace or Csourk and being all "Hi, I'm James Mcgill." Always get's a laugh.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:38:37 AM »

If we make the tornament next year, JO will be the best player on the team.

FHSU92 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2011, 12:53:50 PM »

Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp. His handles are sick for a 7fter! He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though

CNS · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2011, 02:33:41 PM »

Quote from: FHSU92 on July 17, 2011, 12:53:50 PM

Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp. His handles are sick for a 7fter! He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though

This is very bad news imo.

kstater · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:00:34 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 17, 2011, 02:33:41 PM

Quote from: FHSU92 on July 17, 2011, 12:53:50 PM
Watched him "chop wood" this a.m. at the father son camp. His handles are sick for a 7fter! He was doing handle drills better than Nino & Shane yesterday...MI3 was solid though

This is very bad news imo.

Yeah, it's pretty rough ridin' bad that a 7fter has more ball skills than the guards, I don't care how good he is.

michigancat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:30:42 PM »

don't be idiots, guys. thanks.