My neighbors (guy and a girl living in sin) were arguing about who was the better rock band, Smashing Pumpkins or u2. He, like a man, favored 'mashing 'umpkins. She liked u2, of course, because she has a vagina as does every u2 fan. Their argument went a little something like this.
Girl: How can you argue with 'Beautiful Day'?
Guy: ...Did you really just ask me that question?
Girl: Yes, it's amazing.
Guy: It sucks. Everything u2 did sucks compared to the Pumpkins. Oh wait sorry, I think I misunderstood...Are we arguing about who's the better rock band, or who's the better adult contemporary band? Because if it's the latter then you're definitely right.