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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2011, 02:46:22 PM »
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2011, 02:49:56 PM »
what a joke.
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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2011, 02:52:05 PM »
Just farm harder, or whatever. 


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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2011, 02:55:43 PM »
Kay Barnes was not very forward thinking with her Rain Garden Initiative.  Should have been a Corn Garden Initiative. 

Sly needs to scrap the old and endorse the new.  Boom, downtown could afford to redo a road or two now.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2011, 03:00:04 PM »
Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.

I'm sure their WIC checks will be increased to compensate for the higher price of bacon.
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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2011, 03:01:44 PM »
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:

sorry bud, i only eat the best bacon sold.  and tons of it.  that doesn't mean that i'm proud of the lazy ass farmhicks that caused it to get so expensive.  enjoy your jar of bacon bits, dumbass.


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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2011, 03:05:11 PM »
eat more meat goat  :dunno:

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2011, 03:07:28 PM »
:bawl: I can't afford bacon anymore because I don't make enough money. :bawl: I think I'm going to blame those western Kansas hayseeds for not growing enough corn! :bawl:

sorry bud, i only eat the best bacon sold.  and tons of it.  that doesn't mean that i'm proud of the lazy ass farmhicks that caused it to get so expensive.  enjoy your jar of bacon bits, dumbass.

I guess I'm just not a fatass who sits around eating tons of bacon all day, but what did bacon cost before this price increase?

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2011, 03:08:37 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2011, 03:09:31 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2011, 03:09:42 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2011, 03:12:32 PM »
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2011, 03:30:53 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
unfortunately for him he's not as good at it(fortunate for us)

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2011, 03:35:35 PM »
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
I saw a some mexican cutting my neighbor's grass when I got home from work.  I wasn't thinking anything racist until I saw that he was actually wearing a sombrero.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2011, 03:51:21 PM »
I bought a bunch of pigs and keep them in my basement. I pay some mexican kid to cut them up into some thick slabs of bacon.
I saw a some mexican cutting my neighbor's grass when I got home from work.  I wasn't thinking anything racist until I saw that he was actually wearing a sombrero.

sounds totally adorable.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2011, 04:20:54 PM »
Nuts Kicked has become what jtksu use to be. sad really.

I was thinking the same thing earlier but thought he needed to have ok-cats moniker, tries to hard to be edgy..
unfortunately for him he's not as good at it(fortunate for us)

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »
isn't this huge aquifer drying up?
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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2011, 04:24:17 PM »
isn't this huge aquifer drying up?

It's still got about 30-50 years of usable life.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2011, 05:08:50 PM »
I buy all my bacon from Werner's on Johnson Drive. Amazing bacon. I think it's $5.50/lb but haven't been there in a couple weeks. Will report back with more info

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2011, 06:34:38 PM »
http://www.cnbc.com/id/38725523/The_Bacon_Indicator_What_Sizzling_Prices_Say_About_the_Economy

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So bacon prices going up= a good ecomomy?

Pretty sure its all the damned chinese's fault. You know those huge container ships they send over here full of shoes? Yea well we send it back full of hog carcasses.

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Re: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters
« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2011, 06:45:04 PM »
Oh good, a thread to put my question,

Anyone know of a good mechanic in near trego, I have tractor trailor I use to hall hogs that's been acting up?  At $7 a pound I can't afford to not have this thing running in tip top condition. 

oink, oink, pig, pig do away with the pork, the only silverware I need is a knife and a fork

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