Author Topic: attention redneck western kansas hayseed k-staters (Read 8901 times)

pissclams · « **on:** July 14, 2011, 01:10:37 PM »

bacon costs $7 a pound (don't worry, i still bought a ton of it). after a little research, which i'm great at, i discovered that your hayseed fathers feed pigs corn and that pork bellies, which make bacon, are selling at an all time high because of a shortage of....you guessed it, CORN.

wtf. isn't this the corn state? get off your lazy redneck asses and grow more corn, bacon @ $7/lb, or pork bellies selling @ $1.50/lb is a disgrace and makes you look like a bunch of lazy pieces of crap.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:13:01 PM »

oh eff, great thread. noticed the expensiv'ing up of bacon just yesterday. it's basically cheaper to eat solid gold nuggets at this point. i also still bought a shitload of it.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:15:14 PM »

It's just been awfully dry for those western kansas hayseed k-staters.

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 14, 2011, 01:15:14 PM

It's just been awfully dry for those western kansas hayseed k-staters.

it's called a well. get to digging. kansas sits on the largest aquifer in north america. if you don't know what an aquifer is then research it, or pay me to because i'm awesome at it. lazy pieces of crap, grow more rough ridin' corn.

if corn on the cob starts selling for dumbass prices i might have to buy western kansas and show you hicks how its done. i'm not spending august paying exorbitant cob prices.

edited to include: don't be dumbassses

Brock Landers · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:30:29 PM »

Careful, bacon is loaded with sodium.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:32:55 PM »

Have to agree here. It's made my summer BLT's a tad more expensive and I don't care for that.

Speaking of BLT's, you know what goes great on one? Avacados!!

Really should be BLTA's

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:36:27 PM »

Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.

pissclams · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:38:24 PM »

well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that. but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap. oh, and soy beans. whatever teh eff that is.

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:39:25 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 14, 2011, 01:36:27 PM

Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.

funny story for the dumbass- clams diet (both liquid and dry) includes no HCFS. thanks for playing, son.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:41:47 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:38:24 PM

well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that. but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap. oh, and soy beans. whatever teh eff that is.

Soy beans are used to make margarine, mayonnaise, and salad dressing, fyi. Not to mention cooking oil.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:42:55 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:39:25 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 14, 2011, 01:36:27 PM
Maybe if you'd stop eating and drinking so much high fructose corn syrup, the cost of corn would go down and you could buy cheap bacon.

funny story for the dumbass- clams diet (both liquid and dry) includes no HCFS. thanks for playing, son.

Then tell your fatass friends to stop, too.

EuroCat · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:48:19 PM »

Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.

CNS · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:50:03 PM »

Ethanol.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Cougar2k on July 14, 2011, 01:48:19 PM

Good thing we're cat fans and don't look at price tags. It is hard to sleep at night thinking of those poor souls over in Lawrence living off ramen and half eaten corn cobs cat fans throw in the garbage.

I'm sure their WIC checks will be increased to compensate for the higher price of bacon.

michigancat · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:57:04 PM »

ethanol

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:57:43 PM »

Time to start growing corn in my large untapped backyard garden area.

ben ji · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:01:06 PM »

Everything I know about western kansas hayseeds I learned by listening to country music. IMO if they would spend less time driving their big green tractors around town and more time using those tractors to plant crops they could double their output and finally pull their weight.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:13:25 PM »

Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it.

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:16:20 PM »

Don't know if it is accurate, but talk radio guy said this weekend that 4 out of 10 ears of corn in KS are made into ethanol.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:19:22 PM »

Ya buy some irrigation pumps you hayseeds!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:21:47 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 14, 2011, 02:16:20 PM

Don't know if it is accurate, but talk radio guy said this weekend that 4 out of 10 ears of corn in KS are made into ethanol.

9 out of 10 in MN

CBO estimates it costs the taxpayer $1.78 to produce one gallon of ethanol.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:26:42 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 14, 2011, 01:38:24 PM

well, I_have_purplewood, if i could find a half decent california haas avocado in the midwest i might try that. but you can't.

the midwest is filled with lazy corn fields full of crap. oh, and soy beans. whatever teh eff that is.

While I agree that the avocados are substandard here it's still better than slopping down some tater's and gravy with my beef fritter. If I could get just one Joe-bob to look and see what an avocado really is, or eat a tomatoe every once in awhile, or not get second helpings of Ma's homemade slaw, I might make Kansas the 17th fattest state next year. Jesus, who am I kidding?

These lard asses will never learn.

Sorry for getting off topic clams...

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:38:16 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 14, 2011, 02:13:25 PM

Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it.

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.

That's basically what they use. They don't use the corn that you would buy to make ethanol. They use the corn that goes into animal food and stuff like that to make it.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:41:20 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on July 14, 2011, 02:38:16 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 14, 2011, 02:13:25 PM
Nothing says brilliant like taking food and making fuel with it . . . we should be taking food by products and making fuel with it.

Hey, lots of people to feed, I know, lets take food and make gas.

That's basically what they use. They don't use the corn that you would buy to make ethanol. They use the corn that goes into animal food and stuff like that to make it.

Yeah, that's why bacon is so damned expensive.

pissclams · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:44:03 PM »

typical of a kansas hayseed lazy ass farmer to blame their probs on something else- no water, ethanol, meh, bah,

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/13/koch-brothers-ethanol-subsidies-grover-norquist_n_876430.html

ethanol is going away