Most classless things you've done or said at a ksu fb game?

[The1BigWillie]

anybody remember that explosion outside Owen field in Norman during '05 ksu-ou game?

Maybe, maybe not? 

[The1BigWillie]

1998 KSU vs ku game in Lawrence.  It was rather wet and cold out.  I was absolutely piss drunk.  I slammed about 6 hours worth of drinking into 30 minutes at the West Coast Saloon and on the bus to the stadium.  I fell out the door of the bus and ripped my jeans.  I cheered when that shitty QB got his arm smashed and almost died when our two big monsters combined on the sack.  The ku fans in front of me turned around and gave me a stern talking to.  I was quiet the rest of the half while I ate a giant bag of peanuts and dropped all the shells into hoods of their coats.  At halftime I left and went to the bar. I still wonder what happened when the first one lifted their hood to put it over their head.

  

[HeinBallz]

back when I was a section 13'r we were at the nubb game and there were a couple of nubbs behind us.  They kept trying to talk my two year old son into being a nubb fan and they would scream "GO BIG RED"  each time they said it, I would insert "HOME" in so that it sounded like they were saying "GO HOME BIG RED"

I followed this with explaining to them that they were in fact not really the best fans in america and they were actually a bunch of poopy heads.


Later in the parking lot I killed them and stuffed their bodies in one of the Hot coal dumpsters.

[O-town Kat]

Hawker ran his mouth at me during '05. Gave him some smug glances then once flicked my finger off my thumb at him like he was a bug. He lunged to attack me or something but instead launched himself down 2 rows of bleachers, taking out some other Hawkers. Pretty powerful gesture, that finger flicking is.

[chunkles]

grabbed a jerk ou fan after our cats scored a touchdown so he could crowd surf and someday tell this fun story to his future grandkids about crowd surfing during KSU DOD but he was heavier than I thought and he got pissed and said "NOT COOL, MAAANNN, WHAT THE HELL" and we both just stood there and went back to our seats and I was sort of    and then and

[Kat Kid]

I've yelled some downright childish taunts at media members and referees.  Were they funny?  Yes.  Am I proud of them?  Well, I guess it depends on who's asking.

[EMAWmeister]

This past year, I told a five year old girl in a nebraska cheerleader outfit that santa wasn't real. Her dad didn't look happy. 

[HeinBallz]

This past year, I told a five year old girl in a nebraska cheerleader outfit that santa wasn't real. Her dad didn't look happy. 

winner

[DOD Take 2]

I was tailgating for the Nub game in 06. A Nub walked down our row yelling 'I survived cancer!'. I yelled back 'I wish you hadn't!' 

[Iceberg]

1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.

2) I used to cheer "I gave your mom AIDS" during free throws in Huggieville days. I don't have AIDS.

3) Ate Magino's hot dogs during half-time

[Emo EMAW]

1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.

Is this why they call you Iceberg?

[MadCat]

1) Sitting in the north end zone in the early to mid 90's (back in the days of folding chairs) I dumped ice down a big Husker fans shirt. Parent's were pretty pissed, so was the Husker dude. But I was like 10, didn't care and was EMAW.

Is this why they call you Iceberg?

Déjà vu - http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6407.msg140585#msg140585

[Dugout DickStone]

Funniest was taunting Tim Floyd until his wife got in my face and told me to STFU.

Most classless was sexxing up some chi o in the back seat of her parents Tahoe while they were inside at the game. 

[wildfratcountry]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

[Dugout DickStone]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?

[steve dave]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

pfffftttt 

['taterblast]

yelled very mean things at ku fans in 2007. don't remember exactly what though, drunkest i've ever been at a kstate game.

[wildfratcountry]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?

Maker's... obvs.

[pike]

Told a friend he could light me on fire if we beat Texas in '06. Has yet to light me on fire though.

[deputy dawg]

Don't know if this counts, but went to '06 ku game in Lawrence and had many ku fans say very rude things about K-State and the Wildcats--among them implying that I had relations with sheep.  Pissed me off pretty good.  Summer of '07 I had to take my daughter to band camp at ku, and while waiting for her to get packed, I was by Allen Fieldhouse with nobody within sight of the west side.  I pissed on Phog Allen Fieldhouse--not a lot, because there were surrounding buildings and didn't want an indecent exposure cite.  A proud moment for me.

[Trim]

I wear inflammatory shirts.

[Deez Nutz]

I booed the refs one time.

[pike]

Don't know if this counts, but went to '06 ku game in Lawrence and had many ku fans say very rude things about K-State and the Wildcats--among them implying that I had relations with sheep.  Pissed me off pretty good.  Summer of '07 I had to take my daughter to band camp at ku, and while waiting for her to get packed, I was by Allen Fieldhouse with nobody within sight of the west side.  I pissed on Phog Allen Fieldhouse--not a lot, because there were surrounding buildings and didn't want an indecent exposure cite.  A proud moment for me.

Damn it. I was going to do that for the '06 game there, but didn't get over to Allen Dumphouse.

[Dugout DickStone]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

Obvious question: what kind of whiskey?

Maker's... obvs.

Yup. 

[EMAWmeister]

At the Nubb game last season, I snuck two flasks of whiskey into the game in my bra. After drinking them both, I proceeded to yell at Kyler Reed from the front row that I wanted my BJ back.

This was priceless.  

Another nubb moment, when a nubb player was hurt early in the game and things were silent, a good friend of mine proceeded to yell "HEY JIM EBKE, I mumped YOUR SISTER NATALIE, THE VOLLEYBALL PLAYER AT UNO!" over and over.  Ebke was/is a scrub and most likely wont see action, but his teammates turned around like  

Also, is it racist to yell at Zach Lee that his job got outsourced?  I say no, but there were some butthurt shirttucks in training around me that were mortified that I said it.