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i'll go first

raising my hand above my head and clapping them together signalling a safety.

Sometimes when we are 4th and goal at the opponents one yard line, i will secretly hope we do not convert, just so i can urge the crowd to "get up" and do the safety-signal/clap combo.

It's quite a delight.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 03:30:41 PM »
i secretly love the crap out of willie spearing the opposing team's mascot/look-alike during pregame.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 03:33:44 PM »
Do the "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" as loud as I can when we are on defense to make it hard for the other team to call audibles. 

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 03:46:05 PM »
Do the "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" as loud as I can when we are on defense to make it hard for the other team to call audibles. 

It's AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 03:58:53 PM »
Do the "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" as loud as I can when we are on defense to make it hard for the other team to call audibles. 

i normally fold my arms across my chest and act like i'm concentrating on the play to see what the opposing offense will run. but when i hear, "IT'S 3RD DOWN!" my arms will slowly unfold to cusping around my mouth for loud noises to occur.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 04:04:54 PM »
doing the car key/kick off thing more than I should.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 04:05:57 PM »
Do the "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" as loud as I can when we are on defense to make it hard for the other team to call audibles. 

It's AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's UUHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

A lot like Hacksaw Jim Duggan's shout.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 04:07:04 PM »
Starting the first down hand signal thing.
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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 04:24:25 PM »
GUNS N ROSES *sirens* *guitar*

ITS THIRD DOWN!

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 04:25:16 PM »
have no interest in attending games.  i'm good with tv.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 04:28:04 PM »
I confess that I bet against them,  a lot. But I'm happy when they win.
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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 04:39:42 PM »
i'll go first

raising my hand above my head and clapping them together signalling a safety.

Sometimes when we are 4th and goal at the opponents one yard line, i will secretly hope we do not convert, just so i can urge the crowd to "get up" and do the safety-signal/clap combo.

It's quite a delight.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 04:52:36 PM »
watching the Tnew blocked extra point return against USC regularly and then seeing the look on Pete C's face . . . it was like they hadn't even scored a TD.




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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 04:56:15 PM »
being really insecure with my left-armed first down motion.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 05:07:11 PM »
Loosing my cool and being a bad example to the kids in regards to expressing my emotions.
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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 05:24:30 PM »
Yell "Rip his rough ridin' head off" when we kick the ball off.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »
Being the first person to start yelling, before every down.  Unless we are down by 3+ TDs in which case I have given up hope.

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2011, 05:45:38 PM »
When we actually do something cool on defense I still throw one of these up once in a while  :lynchmob:
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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2011, 05:47:19 PM »
still set in the student section on occasion..............










































and pretend to be a student

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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2011, 05:50:08 PM »
Remember when Mcdonalds sponsored the score updates from around the Top 25 and Big 12, and they'd only show it about once or twice a quarter, and people always cheered their balls off when KU was getting blown out or like the 12th or 13th ranked team (when we were ranked ~15th) was losing? 

I was def. one of those people.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2011, 05:54:41 PM »
Nebraska, '02.  Some wiseguys in the student section brought a giant inflatable penis with "HUSK THIS" inscribed on it.  Looking back, it was hilarious, but at the time, little Dlew12 pretended not to see it because I was with my dad and it wasn't very tasteful.
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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »
Although I held out for a long time, I've recently started doing the "WC" hand motion during the Purple Haze song the band plays because if you can't beat'em join'em, ya know?


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2011, 06:33:41 PM »
Although I held out for a long time, I've recently started doing the "WC" hand motion during the Purple Haze song the band plays because if you can't beat'em join'em, ya know?

I'm still very iffy on that.

What about when they play .

Everyone does K! S! U! and then there is that 3 or 4 beat section when there is nothing said and then WILDCATS!

Well, the new thing to do these days apparently the thing to do during that pause is say "motherfucking", then followed by wildcats.

discuss...


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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2011, 06:39:31 PM »
little know secret about yelling when the other team is on offense. make a low bass sound with your voice and not a high freq shrill. upward spread of masking.


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Re: Confession time: "As a KSU football fan, i confess to ______________
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2011, 07:08:14 PM »
Although I held out for a long time, I've recently started doing the "WC" hand motion during the Purple Haze song the band plays because if you can't beat'em join'em, ya know?

I'm still very iffy on that.

What about when they play .

Everyone does K! S! U! and then there is that 3 or 4 beat section when there is nothing said and then WILDCATS!

Well, the new thing to do these days apparently the thing to do during that pause is say "motherfucking", then followed by wildcats.

discuss...


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