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"Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« on: June 14, 2011, 04:37:30 PM »
how would you reply?


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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 04:39:03 PM »
I hate k state football right now

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 04:48:13 PM »
What's in the blank after the comma?

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 04:50:14 PM »
there needs to be more context before i can give an honest answer

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 04:52:23 PM »
how would you reply?

Wait 'til basketball season.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 04:52:33 PM »
yes, confirmed

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 04:53:47 PM »
Context is another kstate fans comes up to you, sticks his finger deep into your chest, and tells you what the topic says.

How do you respond?

Personally, I whip his ass.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 04:57:57 PM »
Context is another kstate fans comes up to you, sticks his finger deep into your chest, and tells you what the topic says.

How do you respond?

Personally, I whip his ass.

oh in that case, i guess i would simply say "see you in September, friend."

we need more fans that let their nuts just hang out like that

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 04:59:17 PM »
How do we measure? By volume?
Blood
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Feces
Ejaculate
Bile
Vomit
Beer
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Re: Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 05:35:26 PM »
I would tell them they are wrong.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 05:38:52 PM »
I'd proceed to kick their ass in a game of Kansas State Sports Trivia.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 05:50:50 PM »
I would be all like, "were you there when Austin Peay beat us and pretended to pee on midfield? no? OK, then. GTFOOMF. Punk."

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 06:19:50 PM »
"Funny, I didn't see you prior to 1992 when I sat in Section 14...by myself."

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 06:20:40 PM »
Punch him/her in the face :dunno:

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 06:42:40 PM »
I would ask this person if he or she would be interested in some oral sex.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM »
I'd say that I liked that person's moxie and, although I disagree with their statement, I'd be happy to become good friends with them.


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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 07:52:25 PM »
I hate k state football right now
hate the players, not the game
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 07:57:52 PM »
typical, destructive k-state behavior...pitting one k-state emaw against another to try and tear us down.  what a joke.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 08:49:00 PM »
Punch him/her in the face :dunno:

This.  But first, I would ask him/her why he/she was such a liar.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2011, 09:48:34 PM »
I would ask them to compare card collections of former KSU players.  Mine runs in the tens of thousands.

I also have several different serial numbered 1 of 1's (meaning nobody else in the world has a card like it).   :cool:

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2011, 10:03:02 PM »
1 of 1?  :dubious:

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2011, 10:12:47 PM »
I like it a lot but you may like it more than me, its possible. (not) mumbled under my breathe 
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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2011, 10:16:55 PM »
I'd say whatever I thought was necessary to get him to donate to goEMAW BBBS.

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Re: "Hey, _____ I like kstate football more than you"
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2011, 10:24:46 PM »