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« on: June 14, 2011, 11:15:57 AM »


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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 11:41:31 AM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 11:43:06 AM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.
The fact that we live here and we haven't killed ourselves makes us pretty positive.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 12:00:06 PM »
lol
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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 01:01:15 PM »
It just feels good, you know? :kstategrad:
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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 01:13:42 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

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Re: Kansas City
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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 01:19:12 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

I think you miss my meaning.  I am saying that if KC is the most positive place on earth, the rest of the world must suck.  I don't find KC overwhelmingly positive.

Also, fwiw, Basehor is too busy being happy with itself to worry about submitting formal info to the UN for things like this.  We told the UN long ago to get off our sack.  I would imagine that most cities that submit for this sort of thing are like the needy GF always needing approval/validation.  Yes KC, you are pretty.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 01:42:49 PM »
Also, fwiw, Basehor is too busy being happy with itself to worry about submitting formal info to the UN for things like this.

No, Denied.  Basehor sucks.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 01:43:36 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

I think you miss my meaning.  I am saying that if KC is the most positive place on earth, the rest of the world must suck.  I don't find KC overwhelmingly positive.

Also, fwiw, Basehor is too busy being happy with itself to worry about submitting formal info to the UN for things like this.  We told the UN long ago to get off our sack.  I would imagine that most cities that submit for this sort of thing are like the needy GF always needing approval/validation.  Yes KC, you are pretty.

Does KC date fatties and delete online accounts repeatedly, too?

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 02:32:08 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

I think you miss my meaning.  I am saying that if KC is the most positive place on earth, the rest of the world must suck.  I don't find KC overwhelmingly positive.

Also, fwiw, Basehor is too busy being happy with itself to worry about submitting formal info to the UN for things like this.  We told the UN long ago to get off our sack.  I would imagine that most cities that submit for this sort of thing are like the needy GF always needing approval/validation.  Yes KC, you are pretty.

Does KC date fatties and delete online accounts repeatedly, too?

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 02:37:04 PM »
Hey we got that one guy who does all the epic voice over crap  :thumbsup: Now we know we have made it big time  :pbj:

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 02:43:27 PM »
President Schulz actually just came in with the 2011 Most Positive Community Award and let me know that Kansas State University located in Manhattan, KS has won

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 02:48:55 PM »
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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 02:52:45 PM »
my goodness, what a year for this little corner of the world.  :emawkid:

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 02:57:14 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

the Prairie Village contingent has spoken :lol:

last i checked PV ain't in KCMO either, bubs


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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 04:09:21 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for effs sake.

 :users:  <-- Me from my KC Metro home base, which radiates positive energy.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 04:25:55 PM »
UN names us the most positive community in the world.

JFC, I didn't realize the world sucked so much.

Us? you live in basehor, for fucks sake.

the Prairie Village contingent has spoken :lol:

last i checked PV ain't in KCMO either, bubs

i spent the first 18 years of my life in kcmo, bubs. i'm fully qualified. :cool:

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
Keep making fun of Kansas City, non-Kansas Citizens. It's not like your negative vibes will affect my positivity.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 09:52:32 PM »
i love kansas city. the rest of you can eff off somewhere.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2011, 10:30:27 PM »
Prolly a residual effect of you guys getting all those Trader Joes!

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2011, 10:32:53 PM »
They said KC Metro area, not just city of KC, jfc.

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2011, 07:20:09 AM »
:adios:

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2011, 07:31:11 AM »
President Schulz actually just came in with the 2011 Most Positive Community Award and let me know that Kansas State University located in Manhattan, KS has won

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Re: Kansas City
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2011, 08:44:08 AM »
They said KC Metro area, not just city of KC, jfc.

Next time you watch that video, point out to me one scene that wasn't filmed in KCMO, dumbass.  So typical of the hayseed countians to lay claim to something that isn't theirs.


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