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OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« on: June 14, 2011, 10:27:37 AM »
My roof is leaking.

edit: not literally leaking.  It's dry.  

editx2: my wife said she noticed it months ago but never said anything about it.  :bang: I'm going to wait until it rains to see if it stays dry.  But, how do I fix this? tia.

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« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 10:29:17 AM by Saulbadguy »
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 10:36:16 AM »
Pour a bag of quickcrete over suspected roof leak and get the garden hose. Moisten. Fixed.
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 10:47:35 AM »
Sell the house immediately. 

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 10:47:42 AM »
Pour a bag of quickcrete over suspected roof leak and get the garden hose. Moisten. Fixed.
Do this it works great.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 10:52:23 AM »
this is a pain in the ass.
you need to figure out where your roof is leaking, which is a pain in the ass.

do you have access to your attic so you can try and track the leak stain to its source?  how you fix it depends on what's causing the leak.  could be loose flashing, could be a hole caused by a nail, etc.  a small hole can cause a lot of drama.  you want to fix it asap.


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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 10:55:43 AM »
Is there attic space above the wet ceiling?  If so, get up there when it is raining and see if you can spot the drip.  Will most likely be running down some structure before dripping, so the leak could be somewhere not directly over the wet ceiling.  ID the location and call a roofer.  It is much easier for them to fix if they can be told approximate location of the leak.  Take some pics and show them when they come out.

Otherwise they will tell you they don't have a good way to isolate the leak location without knowing where it its and they will try to either sell you a new entire roof, or an entire side of a roof.

Usually when this happens it is a flashing issue.  Your roof vent/s may have become partially dislodged and is allowing small amts of water in around them, or something similar like your plumbing vent, chimney, or anything else penetrating the roof.  I would start with this.  Walk to the street and then your back yard and see if any of the things that are normally on your roof are askew/missing, etc.  I would even get up on the roof to physically check these things before calling a roofer.  Could save yourself a lot of money, time coordinating them to come out/meeting them, and frustration.

If the flashing thing doesn't work, don't do the hose/quickcrete thing.  Call a roofer.  Often enough, the crap people do to try to solve things like this end up making the eventual fix much more expensive in the the roofer will have to address the dumbass fix and then address the leak, rather than just having to address the leak.
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 11:23:39 AM »
Yeah the more I read about it the more I think it's a flashing issue.  Someone told me since it runs in a line it's likely dripping on a joist.

What sucks is roofers are very busy right now due to all the storm damage.

I can't get in to the attic.  I mean, I probably could if I was 6'5 and 170 lbs.  It's in my closet, and I don't think it even goes to this space, the way its laid out.
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 11:29:45 AM »
Call Holmes on Homes.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 11:32:16 AM »
ot, but holmes kinda looks like a meathead swiss-canadian version of massa seff to me.

but yes, your house is probably totaled.  sell.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 11:35:36 AM »
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 11:35:50 AM »
Yeah the more I read about it the more I think it's a flashing issue.  Someone told me since it runs in a line it's likely dripping on a joist.

What sucks is roofers are very busy right now due to all the storm damage.

I can't get in to the attic.  I mean, I probably could if I was 6'5 and 170 lbs.  It's in my closet, and I don't think it even goes to this space, the way its laid out.

You may only need to get your head in your attic.  You may be able to spot it from their, as long as you have a view.  

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 11:37:26 AM »
Yeah the more I read about it the more I think it's a flashing issue.  Someone told me since it runs in a line it's likely dripping on a joist.

What sucks is roofers are very busy right now due to all the storm damage.

I can't get in to the attic.  I mean, I probably could if I was 6'5 and 170 lbs.  It's in my closet, and I don't think it even goes to this space, the way its laid out.

You may only need to get your head in your attic.  You may be able to spot it from their, as long as you have a view. 
Nope.  Attic is in a closet in a bedroom.  The leak is not particularly close to this bedroom. 

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 11:50:28 AM »
Mask leak temporarily to sell house, then buy a new one.
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 11:52:26 AM »
Mask leak temporarily to sell house, then buy a new one.

Has a diff meaning in this market.  Would be better off burning house to ground, collecting insurance, then rebuilding.  Faster anyway.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 11:57:20 AM »
Also might not be your roof since the leak is on an exterior wall

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Re: Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 12:07:54 PM »
I like the masking of the problem and selling idea.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 12:24:40 PM »
Remove roof.  Sell to CNS Casey as an outdoor living room.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 12:25:02 PM »
Call it in as hail damage and get PAID!  :kstategrad:
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 12:31:00 PM »
Remove roof.  Sell to CNS Casey as an outdoor living room.

Two issues:

1. The roof is part of what I will need and there are currently too many walls
2. Topeka


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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 12:32:27 PM »
OT: Anyone know any good roofers in Topeka?
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2011, 12:35:51 PM »
please keep this on topic saul.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2011, 12:45:32 PM »
why kind of roof do you have saul?


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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2011, 12:50:52 PM »
I worked as a roofer for 4 summers, although I don't know anything about roofing, except when I would hold down the trigger on the nail gun and then press the nail gun onto the new shingle a nail came out.

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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2011, 12:51:05 PM »
why kind of roof do you have saul?
No idea. How do I find out?
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Re: OT: Anyone know how to fix a roof?
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2011, 12:53:46 PM »
by looking at it.
is it asphalt shingle, wood shake, ceramic tile, etc?





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