Author Topic: Apple's elite new office building plans (Read 4972 times)

Quote from: CNS Casey on June 08, 2011, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: kougar24 on June 08, 2011, 03:36:34 PM
a big donut is elite now?

That one is. Yes.

the Sprint Center called to say "get off my nuts, Apple."

Sprint Center is also elite.

Just splitting hairs.

kougar24 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:42:47 PM »

be honest now: if this was Microsoft's plan, would you think it elite or a bland donut?

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:45:35 PM »

Quote from: kougar24 on June 08, 2011, 03:42:47 PM

be honest now: if this was Microsoft's plan, would you think it elite or a bland donut?

Elite. From a construction/design perspective.

Neutral on the Apple/Microsoft thing except for hating my Windows phone.

As said above, would love to build that.

pissclams · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2011, 03:48:31 PM »

love harry potter trying to talk crap to CNS Casey about construction.

learn your role, downgrade.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:34:04 PM »

So typical of apple, how many trees have to die for this project to work?

hemmy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:23:48 PM »

Unfortunately, working for Apple still sucks nuts. Unless of course you don't mind getting paid significantly less than what every competitor offers.

wetwillie · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:29:56 PM »

Hemmy how do you handle all the offers from google apple microsoft etc it must get tiresome

pissclams · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:41:19 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on June 08, 2011, 05:29:56 PM

Hemmy how do you handle all the offers from google apple microsoft etc it must get tiresome

it's pretty easy. he wears a suit to his job interviews with them. they hate people wearing suits to job interviews.

Pendergast · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2011, 08:33:26 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2011, 04:34:04 PM

So typical of apple, how many trees have to die for this project to work?

Not sure if serious? Read it again.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2011, 08:43:34 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on June 08, 2011, 11:16:00 AM

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc. Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.

IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »

So typical of apple trying to look aesthetically appealing rather than performing at a top notch level.

pissclams · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2011, 09:11:22 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2011, 08:52:52 PM

So typical of apple trying to look aesthetically appealing rather than performing at a top notch level.

parody post?

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:04:28 PM »

Looks like a particle accelerator. Hmm.

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on June 08, 2011, 08:43:34 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on June 08, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc. Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.

IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.

Apple spaceships require little to no landing area so....

and i hate apple...show your respects

michigancat · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2011, 11:59:06 PM »

Good design, not awesome or super interesting or anything.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2011, 07:41:33 AM »

Very meh if you ask me. Why not in the shape of an apple?

The stem could have been Steve's office or something.

Actually any kind of fruit shape would have been better than this..

felix rex · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2011, 08:05:20 AM »

Is it gonna have cabbies driving around in golf carts or moving sidewalks or light rails or something? Looks like a pain in the ass to get anywhere.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #24 on:** June 09, 2011, 09:16:37 AM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on June 08, 2011, 08:43:34 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on June 08, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/08/video-steve-jobs-pitch-to-build-a-spaceship-in-cupertino/?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_bn7

Would kill to build this one.

Good luck gettin' your trucks and equipment in there, no roads, seaports, landing strips, etc. Also no power lines, so probably pretty dim when its not the glorious break of dawn on Easter Sunday in Apple land.

IMO, looks like a giant condom, would love to see if I could break it.

Since the building will generate it's own natural gas through bio-mass generation, it will not require utility power except for backup. And it's not like Apple employees will ever leave the mothership.