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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2011, 09:41:18 PM »
Must be payday.

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2011, 02:13:07 AM »
Must be payday.

He was at "The Hawk" with Ben McleDouche tonight.  They tried dancing with my girlfriend and I not so politely told them to suck a dick in the boom boom room.  :opcat:

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2011, 03:46:11 AM »
saw that tall ginger that played at ku a couple years ago at the falloon on friday, he had a sports coat on.

Matt Kleinmann or the Texas Tech kid?

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2011, 08:41:43 AM »
Lawrence is incredible. 


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2011, 08:42:37 AM »
http://www2.kusports.com/news/2011/may/30/welcome-back-cole-aldrich-returns-ku/



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"Yo what's up, this is Cole Aldrich talking back. Yeah, I got your message. I can't wait to come back to Lawrence and dunk the ball all over you motherfuckers. It will be the greatest day in Kansas basketball history. I can't wait to go in there and rough ridin' drop 20-10 on you goddamned motherfuckers. See you there, bitch,"  former Kansas University center Aldrich revealed in a cell-phone interview.



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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2011, 08:53:52 AM »
saw that tall ginger that played at ku a couple years ago at the falloon on friday, he had a sports coat on.

Matt Kleinmann or the Texas Tech kid?

Kleinmann


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2011, 08:58:39 AM »
Kleinnman dressed up as Sasha Kaun for Halloween one year.  True story. 

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2011, 09:12:31 AM »
Lawrence is incredible. 


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2011, 09:33:34 AM »
Lawrence is incredible. 


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Why do you throw that icon at the bottom of every 1 of your posts?  Do you even know what it means?  Are you just trying to act like you know what you're talking about?  It's time to try something else, dumbass stupid rough ridin' dicksucking squawk

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2011, 09:35:50 AM »
Lawrence is incredible. 


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Why do you throw that icon at the bottom of every 1 of your posts?  Do you even know what it means?  Are you just trying to act like you know what you're talking about?  It's time to try something else, dumbass stupid effing dicksucking squawk



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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2011, 09:50:51 AM »
Kleinnman dressed up as Sasha Kaun for Halloween one year.  True story. 

true story:  sasha's girlfriend lives on my street, three buildings down.  i see them walking around my neighborhood from time to time and can never get enough of it.  he's a nice guy when i've talked to him. 


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2011, 10:13:09 AM »
Kleinnman dressed up as Sasha Kaun for Halloween one year.  True story. 

true story:  sasha's girlfriend lives on my street, three buildings down.  i see them walking around my neighborhood from time to time and can never get enough of it.  he's a nice guy when i've talked to him. 

Think they got married in some weird poor person kind of wedding. 

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2011, 10:17:38 AM »
loose park.  it's not a poor person kind of wedding.  please try not to crap on the guy when you don't even know him... typical k-state insecurity shining through....  :flush:  


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2011, 10:18:53 AM »
Really kind of disappointed in Ben today.   I thought we had toughend the kid up and beat the ku tuck out of him, but apparently not.


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2011, 11:01:11 AM »
Kleinnman dressed up as Sasha Kaun for Halloween one year.  True story. 

remember when Arthur dressed up as a high school graduate?
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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2011, 01:20:56 PM »
Kleinnman dressed up as Sasha Kaun for Halloween one year.  True story. 

remember when Arthur dressed up as a high school graduate?


No, I don't actually.


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2011, 03:30:07 PM »
Must be payday.

He was at "The Hawk" with Ben McleDouche tonight.  They tried dancing with my girlfriend and I not so politely told them to suck a dick in the boom boom room.  :opcat:
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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2011, 03:43:52 PM »
loose park.  it's not a poor person kind of wedding.  please try not to crap on the guy when you don't even know him... typical k-state insecurity shining through....  :flush:  

I guess if measured in rubles it might be pricey...but $250 wouldn't cover the tip to the bishop at most places.

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2011, 04:28:27 PM »
ya poor people get married in beautiiful rose gardens.  what a joke.


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #69 on: July 14, 2011, 06:29:31 PM »
ya poor people get married in beautiiful rose gardens.  what a joke.

If they can somehow scrape up the $250.  Can't get a single unity candle at a rich folk wedding for that.  Poor sash.

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #70 on: July 14, 2011, 06:57:29 PM »

Limestone is right, poor people get married there all the time.  I've been to two weddings there and both came from poor families. 

It's awful.  During your wedding myriad ethnic picnics and bbq's are going down and they don't give a eff about your ceremony.  Loud music, screaming kids, adults who can't control their voice inflection.  Hell, they'll literally blow right through the ceremony screaming and chasing their kids.  Meanwhile every car in the parking lot is being checked for unlocked  doors and cracked windows.  Anyone who forgets to lock-up will soon be deprived of all personal property in their vehicle along with any removable equipment.  I believe the wedding coordinator tells you to remind everyone to lock their cars and keep their belongings with them during the ceremony.  However, the roses are very pretty in the summer time.
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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #71 on: July 14, 2011, 08:35:54 PM »
Sasha Kaun is not poor.

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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »
I got married in the rose garden  :frown:
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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2011, 08:46:49 PM »
I got married in the rose garden  :frown:

don't worry about it, these guys shop at dollar general store.  also, i know a rich girl (loaded) who got married there too. 


Sasha Kaun is not poor.
he drives a brand new 'Lade sittin on 20's.  he's no poor man.


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Re: They just can't get enough of Lawrence
« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2011, 09:30:46 PM »
Wow, a escalade?!!?!!  Sasha Trump must have sprung for the 4 hour block!!