Author Topic: Cody Green (Read 51429 times)

Huskerpride · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2011, 08:48:26 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 29, 2011, 01:06:49 PM

Chicken? Like giving up and switching conferences to avoid having to get your ass beat by OU/UT every year? That kind of chicken? Red taint indeed.

I'd explain the whole conference switch thingy to you again JT. But it's kind of like explaining calculus to a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Did your parents have any kids that lived?

theswo · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM »

I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

HeinBallz · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 08:48:26 PM

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Jesus Christ, we all saw "stand by me" This line wasn't funny in the movie and it wasn't any funnier on your third attempt.

Trim · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:19:54 PM »

Perhaps there will be an opening for a cook position at Purdue?

Huskerpride · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:31:27 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on May 29, 2011, 09:16:49 PM

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 08:48:26 PM
Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Jesus Christ, we all saw "stand by me" This line wasn't funny in the movie and it wasn't any funnier on your third attempt.

Never saw it. Got a turd in your pocket?

jtksu · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:45:45 PM »

Good lord! I guess Nebraskans actually have to ask each other if they have turds in their pockets. SD- how do you put up with the stench of the native pocket turders?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2011, 10:02:36 PM »

Leave it to the Kearney Stater to bring the worst kind of smack.

Sad.

MichiganisGood · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2011, 10:22:11 PM »

I actually do have a turd in my pocket..

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2011, 11:23:04 PM »

Quote from: MichiganisGood on May 29, 2011, 10:22:11 PM

I actually do have a turd in my pocket..

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 09:31:27 PM

Quote from: HeinBallz on May 29, 2011, 09:16:49 PM
Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 08:48:26 PM
Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Jesus Christ, we all saw "stand by me" This line wasn't funny in the movie and it wasn't any funnier on your third attempt.
Never saw it. Got a turd in your pocket?

This is up there with "you might be a redneck if....." jokes. Only used by hicks and only hicks find them funny.

Huskerpride · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2011, 07:33:01 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 29, 2011, 10:02:36 PM

Leave it to the Kearney Stater to bring the worst kind of smack.

Sad.

A KSU grad insulting on someone elses school is tantamount to comparing Prince to Snyder 2.0. It's laughable at best.

Sad.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2011, 07:49:09 AM »

Quote from: theswo on May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM

I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

All Husker fans require constant validation. It's what happens when you base your entire state identity on a college football team.

Huskerpride · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:37:47 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 07:49:09 AM

Quote from: theswo on May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM
I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

All Husker fans require constant validation. It's what happens when you base your entire state identity on a college football team.

Kansas is known for........Basketball. Not KSU by the way or the Phelps clan.

Kansans : white bread making wheat bread

doom · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:29:28 AM »

DO NOT WANT (Cody or a turd in pocket.)

HeinBallz · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:37:52 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 09:31:27 PM

Quote from: HeinBallz on May 29, 2011, 09:16:49 PM
Quote from: Huskerpride on May 29, 2011, 08:48:26 PM
Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Jesus Christ, we all saw "stand by me" This line wasn't funny in the movie and it wasn't any funnier on your third attempt.
Never saw it. Got a turd in your pocket?

Look at you, dropping these one liners all by yourself.

Trim · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:42:42 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 30, 2011, 08:37:47 AM

Kansans : white bread making wheat bread

Huskerpride's joke source: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2iDses/www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/29/50-state-stereotypes-in-2-minutes_n_868591.html

Panjandrum · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:25:50 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 30, 2011, 08:37:47 AM

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: theswo on May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM
I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

All Husker fans require constant validation. It's what happens when you base your entire state identity on a college football team.
Kansas is known for........Basketball. Not KSU by the way or the Phelps clan.

Kansans : white bread making wheat bread

Why are you here? Don't you have some Purdue board to start vomiting on?

Jesus, one of the great joys of you guys leaving the conference is that we don't have to put up with you any longer. None of you are funny, none of you are original, and all of you need to find a new hobby because BBSing is not your strength.

Mods, can we get a blanket ban on all Husker fans? I know that's against the bylaws or something, but it would certainly make this a better place.

Huskerpride · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:22:26 AM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 10:25:50 AM

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 30, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: theswo on May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM
I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

All Husker fans require constant validation. It's what happens when you base your entire state identity on a college football team.
Kansas is known for........Basketball. Not KSU by the way or the Phelps clan.

Kansans : white bread making wheat bread

Why are you here? Don't you have some Purdue board to start vomiting on?

Jesus, one of the great joys of you guys leaving the conference is that we don't have to put up with ~~you any longer~~getting our asses handed to us. None of you are funny, none of you are original, and all of you need to find a new hobby because BBSing is not your strength.

Mods, can we get a blanket ban on all Husker fans? I know that's against the bylaws or something, but it would certainly make this a better place.

There fixed it for ya. BBSing is your one and only strength.

MichiganisGood · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 30, 2011, 11:22:26 AM

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 10:25:50 AM
Quote from: Huskerpride on May 30, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
Quote from: Panjandrum on May 30, 2011, 07:49:09 AM
Quote from: theswo on May 29, 2011, 08:53:49 PM
I think this huskerpride dude seeks validation more than beems ever did

All Husker fans require constant validation. It's what happens when you base your entire state identity on a college football team.
Kansas is known for........Basketball. Not KSU by the way or the Phelps clan.

Kansans : white bread making wheat bread

Why are you here? Don't you have some Purdue board to start vomiting on?

Jesus, one of the great joys of you guys leaving the conference is that we don't have to put up with ~~you any longer~~getting our asses handed to us. None of you are funny, none of you are original, and all of you need to find a new hobby because BBSing is not your strength.

Mods, can we get a blanket ban on all Husker fans? I know that's against the bylaws or something, but it would certainly make this a better place.
There fixed it for ya. BBSing is your one and only strength.

Drop another sweet 'pocket turd' line on him dude, that'll teach him !!!

big 10, big 10, big 10 !!!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:11:55 PM »

I predict nu will run scared from osu first. Michigan is second followed by Penn State. Who is 4th?

jtksu · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:36:06 PM »

Whisky. You just know Bielema is going to make Bo cry on the sideline.

Cire · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2011, 04:50:05 PM »

Will they last 10 years?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:50:10 PM »

sad i missed this thread in its prime.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:55:04 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on May 30, 2011, 10:50:10 PM

sad i missed this thread in its prime.

ya; you gotta be up at 7:30 on a monday morning if you want to catch HP's bbs'n on a KSU board.

Huskerpride · « **Reply #48 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:57:53 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on May 30, 2011, 04:11:55 PM

I predict nu will run scared from osu first. Michigan is second followed by Penn State. Who is 4th?

A KSU fan talking about running scared??

Snyder is and always will be the cream puff king not to mention spending almost a million to back out and play Montana st.

You're running on empty there.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #49 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:02:17 AM »

Quote from: Huskerpride on May 31, 2011, 06:57:53 AM

Quote from: Limestone on May 30, 2011, 04:11:55 PM
I predict nu will run scared from osu first. Michigan is second followed by Penn State. Who is 4th?
A KSU fan talking about running scared?? Snyder is and always will be the cream puff king not to mention spending almost a million to back out and play Montana st.

You're running on empty there.

We don't run from Texas, we own them.