Author Topic: Mother-in-laws (Read 7778 times)

KCFDcat · « **on:** May 26, 2011, 09:30:47 PM »

how the eff do you deal with them?

jtksu · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2011, 09:36:13 PM »

First time she gets lippy, smack the crap of her. Hard. Kills two birds with one stone because it will keep your wife in line as well.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2011, 09:44:10 PM »

good tip, pretty sure this would land me in divorce court though. my wide 'loves' her mom...

AbeFroman · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2011, 09:51:37 PM »

Not get married?

Get married to a chick who's mom is already dead? :ok_cat:

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:05:29 PM »

Man. Idk. My whole wife's family is fantastic. Maybe you're the bad person?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on May 26, 2011, 10:05:29 PM

Man. Idk. My whole wife's family is fantastic. Maybe you're the bad person?

Almost inevitably. If you don't at least have funny stories then gtfo.

Tobias · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:14:44 PM »

you're more or less banging her younger delegate. you should try being a nice person to her. is she mean or do you just not like her?

KCFDcat · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM »

its not so much that she's mean, just really annoying. will call the house at least 4 times a day, no joke. also, she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

8manpick · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:19:29 AM »

House phone? What is this 1997?

Panjandrum · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:20:28 AM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM

its not so much that she's mean, just really annoying. will call the house at least 4 times a day, no joke. also, she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

Your wife is going over there to complain about you and plot her escape route after she leaves you.

I'd start hiding things you don't want her to take when she leaves in the middle of the night. CD's, movies, etc.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:39:35 AM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM

its not so much that she's mean, just really annoying. will call the house at least 4 times a day, no joke. also, she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

uh-oh. thoughts&prayers your way.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:48:04 AM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM

she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

I'm confused as to why in the rough ridin' world this would bother you. I pray for things like this to happen. Talk about two birds with one stone.

AppleJack · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on May 27, 2011, 10:48:04 AM

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM
she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

I'm confused as to why in the rough ridin' world this would bother you. I pray for things like this to happen. Talk about two birds with one stone.

Yup - nothing better than a night at home by yourself. No desire to eat dinner at their house either.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:16:49 AM »

yeah, we have a house phone. I don't know why. Mrs. KCFD ordered time warner and they convinced her we couldn't get internet without getting a phone

Will probably just ignore all of these problems until it all comes out at once and I murder someone. just be sure to watch your local 10 o'clock news for updates.

felix rex · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:31:12 AM »

Can she cook? Mine is a little crazy, but she's nice and is an awesome cook. Every time she visits, it's like living in a lebanese restaurant. kanefi, shish taouk, lebneh, shawarma, olives, and fresh pita ALL OVER THE PLACE! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MANA-ISH (<--maybe I should move to pizza thread?)

But seriously. Be nice to your mother-in-law. Your wife will eff you for it.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:01:43 PM »

My mother in law is great. Both parents like the crap out of me for whatever reason.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:14:33 PM »

Anyone have in-laws that don't drink? That was painful as hell. Caught a break because they lived several states away but visiting always sucked. They wouldn't allow anyone to drink at their house and I would have to leave to go fill up the car with gas just so I could buy some beer to slam. Pretty sure that makes me an alchy but I'll wait for the 1bigwillie to confirm that.

CNS · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:19:26 PM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 27, 2011, 10:16:15 AM

its not so much that she's mean, just really annoying. will call the house at least 4 times a day, no joke. also, she will consistently invite the wife over for dinner, but not me. just seems odd. is this normal behavior?

Completely normal for navigating how to see your daughter when she is married to an bad person.

felix rex · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:23:11 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on May 27, 2011, 12:14:33 PM

Anyone have in-laws that don't drink? That was painful as hell. Caught a break because they lived several states away but visiting always sucked. They wouldn't allow anyone to drink at their house and I would have to leave to go fill up the car with gas just so I could buy some beer to slam. Pretty sure that makes me an alchy but I'll wait for the 1bigwillie to confirm that.

My in-laws drink. One time, my father in law (who doesn't speak English) saw me crushing Cherry Coke Zeros all day and told my wife I was drinking beer all morning.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:33:05 PM »

It's not normal. But as stated above. Who the eff cares? Hating on your mo-in-law is a no win situation. In fact, if you were to talk about how great your mother in law is, your "wide" as you put it above, would probably not love her so much and tend to take your side when your MIL talks crap on you. (which is what they're doing when she's on the phone or having dinner without you) My advice, whenever your wife is invited over for dinner without you; just say something like "That sounds great, You need to spend time with your mom and I was thinking I'd do some laundry/dishes" Then grab a brew, drink your dinner & watch some movies your wife hates. Seriously, why the eff are you complaining about this?

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2011, 12:33:17 PM »

don't have a mother in law or father in law

KCFDcat · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:02:48 PM »

Quote from: HeinBallz on May 27, 2011, 12:33:05 PM

It's not normal. But as stated above. Who the eff cares? Hating on your mo-in-law is a no win situation. In fact, if you were to talk about how great your mother in law is, your "wide" as you put it above, would probably not love her so much and tend to take your side when your MIL talks crap on you. (which is what they're doing when she's on the phone or having dinner without you) My advice, whenever your wife is invited over for dinner without you; just say something like "That sounds great, You need to spend time with your mom and I was thinking I'd do some laundry/dishes" Then grab a brew, drink your dinner & watch some movies your wife hates. Seriously, why the eff are you complaining about this?

Yeah, this is all pretty much what I do. I'm not saying I don't like the free night I get every week or so, was just curious as to if this was normal or not. get off my balls man.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on May 26, 2011, 10:05:29 PM

Man. Idk. My whole wife's family is fantastic. Maybe you're the bad person?

not an bad person, I am a fantastic human being. known fact.

jtksu · « **Reply #23 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:07:31 PM »

Does sound like they're plotting something though. So, either you have a surprise party coming up or you're going to get served with divorce papers. (Which is even better.) Start making plans on who you're going to bang first if it's the latter.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #24 on:** May 27, 2011, 01:08:53 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 27, 2011, 01:07:31 PM

Does sound like they're plotting something though. So, either you have a surprise party coming up or you're going to get served with divorce papers. (Which is even better.) Start making plans on who you're going to bang first if it's the latter.

pretty sure I'm not getting divorced (wife is pregnant) would be a weird time to have that happen. plus, outside of this little problem the marriage is A+

birthday is in june...