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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2011, 12:46:13 PM »
OT: Which wine goes best with meat goat...boxed or Ziploc'd?

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2011, 12:52:49 PM »
The Great Meat Goateo Cook Off.

Sponsored by: Big Green Egg.





Meat Goateo Food Truck Drag Races across the Tuttle Dam.  Winner gets to have sex with Beth Mendenhall on muscle beach in front of throngs of cheering fans.


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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2011, 12:55:48 PM »
OT: Which wine goes best with meat goat...boxed or Ziploc'd?

white wine, of course.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2011, 12:57:23 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.


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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2011, 01:07:47 PM »

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2011, 01:08:04 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.



That's lamb.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2011, 01:11:09 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.



That's lamb.
a lamb is a goat without horns.  meat goat gyros sound fantastic.


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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2011, 01:12:26 PM »
That's lamb.

not in manhattan it isn't.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2011, 01:16:51 PM »
K-State Meat Goat: GOAT


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2011, 01:20:52 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.



That's lamb.
a lamb is a goat without horns.  meat goat gyros sound fantastic.

LhornIQ

Do horns have any positive or negative effects on taste when it comes to meat goat?

 :crossfingers: <----hoping "No!"


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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2011, 01:24:44 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.



That's lamb.
a lamb is a goat without horns.  meat goat gyros sound fantastic.

LhornIQ

Do horns have any positive or negative effects on taste when it comes to meat goat?

 :crossfingers: <----hoping "No!"



Only if you grind the horns into a chowder and put them in the meat like some hayseeds do.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2011, 01:43:21 PM »
Is goat what is in Gyros?   :dunno:  If so, we should double our doubling of the facility as it is delish.

If not, I need some input as to what it actually tastes like.

Need this answer before I drag race/publicly sex up any one.



That's lamb.
a lamb is a goat without horns.  meat goat gyros sound fantastic.

LhornIQ

Do horns have any positive or negative effects on taste when it comes to meat goat?

 :crossfingers: <----hoping "No!"



Only if you grind the horns into a chowder and put them in the meat like some hayseeds do.
Hayseed aphrodisiac. 

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2011, 01:44:20 PM »
Meat Goat is getting serious play on twitter.

Can't be long before it is trending. 

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2011, 02:07:47 PM »
Turning meat goats into gyros @ ksu olathe as we speak, I bet.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2011, 02:10:03 PM »
my dad always said the land north of town was the finest meat goat country he'd ever seen.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2011, 02:10:44 PM »
Turning meat goats into gyros @ ksu olathe as we speak, I bet.

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Re: meat goat facility
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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2011, 02:20:58 PM »


OMG, a neighbor to my office has a bunch of these.  Some culture of ppl have a deal with said neighbor and a local butcher where on their weekly holy day, they come pick one out, perform some ceremony, then it gets butchered as part of the ceremony. 

That guy moves some goats.

Huge cash crop for him.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2011, 02:27:43 PM »
my dad always said the land north of town was the finest meat goat country he'd ever seen.

I am pretty sure our dads must have hung out.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2011, 04:19:39 PM »
Turns out that goat milk is like the closest match to human milk.  rough ridin' goats are incredible.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2011, 05:19:51 PM »
rough ridin' goats are incredible.

Let's please keep the topic to meat goats only.  kthx

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2011, 05:24:55 PM »
Burn down the goddamn goat fields.  Makes manhattan smell like crap (and if you tell me it smells like 'money', I will laugh in your hayseed face)

Meat goat and other meats landed us the NBAF, skyrocketing the KSU cats into eliteness. Keep the animals.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2011, 05:44:53 PM »

Agreed. Take away your best meat goat era and your worst meat goat era, and that's who you are as a meat goat program.

oh man. that's a good post.

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Re: meat goat facility
« Reply #99 on: May 23, 2011, 05:46:34 PM »
Not really relevant here.  Our MG prgram has really only seen highs, without any real lows.