Macho Man Randy Savage

[AppleJack]

When I was a lot younger I always wanted to create my own brand of peanut butter called Thunder Butter. Well anyways my idea was to create a really hip brand and most of it would be because of the label. I wanted a silver label with lighting bolts on it so people would gravitate towards it (Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan all have crap packaging). I would seal the deal by having a kick-ass commercial. It would be in black and white set in a really boring kitchen. The little kid from Jerry McGuire would come home from school and make his afternoon snack: PB&J of course, but with the boring brand of peanut butter. Then, BOOM!! Macho Man kicks in the kitchen door and everything turns to color. Smoke and lighting bolts everywhere. Macho Man hands him Thunder Butter and the little kid goes apeshit. Loves it. No more boring peanut butter for him. Life is good. I also wanted The Heartbreakers (but not Tom Petty) to somehow be involved. I gave up on that dream pretty quickly though.

These were the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

[Brock Landers]

When I was a lot younger I always wanted to create my own brand of peanut butter called Thunder Butter. Well anyways my idea was to create a really hip brand and most of it would be because of the label. I wanted a silver label with lighting bolts on it so people would gravitate towards it (Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan all have crap packaging). I would seal the deal by having a kick-ass commercial. It would be in black and white set in a really boring kitchen. The little kid from Jerry McGuire would come home from school and make his afternoon snack: PB&J of course, but with the boring brand of peanut butter. Then, BOOM!! Macho Man kicks in the kitchen door and everything turns to color. Smoke and lighting bolts everywhere. Macho Man hands him Thunder Butter and the little kid goes apecrap. Loves it. No more boring peanut butter for him. Life is good. I also wanted The Heartbreakers (but not Tom Petty) to somehow be involved. I gave up on that dream pretty quickly though.

These were the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

Why didn't you act on this??  Seems like a winner to me.   

[The1BigWillie]

When I was a lot younger I always wanted to create my own brand of peanut butter called Thunder Butter. Well anyways my idea was to create a really hip brand and most of it would be because of the label. I wanted a silver label with lighting bolts on it so people would gravitate towards it (Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan all have crap packaging). I would seal the deal by having a kick-ass commercial. It would be in black and white set in a really boring kitchen. The little kid from Jerry McGuire would come home from school and make his afternoon snack: PB&J of course, but with the boring brand of peanut butter. Then, BOOM!! Macho Man kicks in the kitchen door and everything turns to color. Smoke and lighting bolts everywhere. Macho Man hands him Thunder Butter and the little kid goes apeshit. Loves it. No more boring peanut butter for him. Life is good. I also wanted The Heartbreakers (but not Tom Petty) to somehow be involved. I gave up on that dream pretty quickly though.

These were the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

I sat down and made some "Thunder Butter" while reading the paper this morning. 

[Stupid Fitz]

When I was a lot younger I always wanted to create my own brand of peanut butter called Thunder Butter. Well anyways my idea was to create a really hip brand and most of it would be because of the label. I wanted a silver label with lighting bolts on it so people would gravitate towards it (Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan all have crap packaging). I would seal the deal by having a kick-ass commercial. It would be in black and white set in a really boring kitchen. The little kid from Jerry McGuire would come home from school and make his afternoon snack: PB&J of course, but with the boring brand of peanut butter. Then, BOOM!! Macho Man kicks in the kitchen door and everything turns to color. Smoke and lighting bolts everywhere. Macho Man hands him Thunder Butter and the little kid goes apeshit. Loves it. No more boring peanut butter for him. Life is good. I also wanted The Heartbreakers (but not Tom Petty) to somehow be involved. I gave up on that dream pretty quickly though.

These were the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

[AppleJack]

When I was a lot younger I always wanted to create my own brand of peanut butter called Thunder Butter. Well anyways my idea was to create a really hip brand and most of it would be because of the label. I wanted a silver label with lighting bolts on it so people would gravitate towards it (Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan all have crap packaging). I would seal the deal by having a kick-ass commercial. It would be in black and white set in a really boring kitchen. The little kid from Jerry McGuire would come home from school and make his afternoon snack: PB&J of course, but with the boring brand of peanut butter. Then, BOOM!! Macho Man kicks in the kitchen door and everything turns to color. Smoke and lighting bolts everywhere. Macho Man hands him Thunder Butter and the little kid goes apecrap. Loves it. No more boring peanut butter for him. Life is good. I also wanted The Heartbreakers (but not Tom Petty) to somehow be involved. I gave up on that dream pretty quickly though.

These were the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

Why didn't you act on this??  Seems like a winner to me.   

Little kid grew up. Macho Man died. It's a lost cause now.

[bonercat]

I had macho man and hulk hogan wrestling buddys

I think my brother had The Ultimate Warrior version of this and I had Hulk Hogan.

[CNS]

980am said that there "may have been a medical issue prior to the wreck". 

I am calling steroid induced heart attack/failure.  Heart goes boom, car goes crash. 

[bonercat]

I read he had a heart attack

[Brock Landers]

Most likely a heart attack caused by all the sodium in a Slim Jim. 

You know what would taste delicious?  A Slim Jim dipped in Thunder Butter. 

[Trim]

I met him at KCI when I was a kid.  Next time I move, I'll see if his autograph pops up when packing.

[MadCat]

Pretty weird he died in a car wreck and not a steroid induced gun battle or something.

that's what I was thinking.  what a shitty way to go out. 

He's not getting into Valhalla like this...unless he homicided someone with his car.