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What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« on: May 18, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be left behind.  Would any others like to join me for a beer or something?  There are probably going to be lots of looters out and about.  Anyone with guns should bring what they have and share.  I'm not even sure what the rules are post-rapture.  My luck, my girlfriend won't be taken either and I'll have to stay home and watch Glee on DVR and miss all the fun.


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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »
Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 03:56:04 PM »
gonna go to dallas, driving like 150 mph and watch the rest of the thunder/mavs series.  thunder sold their souls, they'll be there.   :woot:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM
Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs

Lots of doctors are athiests and therefore will be at the hospital. Probably going to be a tough "get."  
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »
My only real complaint is that it's on a Saturday. At least give me the weekend. If it were to end on a Monday morning, at least I'd have the comfort in knowing I got the week off from work.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 09:42:03 PM »
Probably just bang a bunch of the skanks that also got left behind.  :ck:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM »
You fuckers should really take this crap more seriously.  What if Rodney and JamSam are taken?   :shakesfist:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 03:13:58 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 18, 2011, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on May 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM
Go to a hospital and raid it for morphine/other drugs

Lots of doctors are athiests and therefore will be at the hospital. Probably going to be a tough "get."  

Well if shits going down, I bet I could take out a few fat doctors.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
You effers should really take this crap more seriously.  What if Rodney and JamSam are taken?   :shakesfist:

whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 03:45:29 PM »
loot
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 04:04:45 PM »
STRIP CLUB, cause those bitch's aren't getting taken.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 04:40:06 PM »
Quote from: slucat on May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 03:05:27 PM
You effers should really take this crap more seriously.  What if Rodney and JamSam are taken?   :shakesfist:

whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??

Not worth the time.  Only have till Oct. according to family radio.  Oh and also on Sat there is supposed to be a worldwide earthquake, so try to live through that.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM »
How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday?  I'll just walk outside.   :users:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 05:14:50 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM
How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday?  I'll just walk outside.   :users:

Hope that works out for you.  Think it's supposed to kill a fourth of the population though so I don't think we're dealing with some amateur quake.  I'm not too worried about it since I will be totally raptured. 
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 05:22:59 PM »
Quote from: doom on May 19, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 05:12:02 PM
How hard is it to live through an earthquake in KS on a Saturday?  I'll just walk outside.   :users:

Hope that works out for you.  Think it's supposed to kill a fourth of the population though so I don't think we're dealing with some amateur quake.  I'm not too worried about it since I will be totally raptured. 

Did you guys catch that discovery channel show called mega volcano, or some crap like that?  About the impending eruption of Yellowstone.  Basically when that happens our entire nation is collateral damage and the rest of the world will eat our ash. 

Maybe the crazy preacher guy is calling his shot on this?  :dunno:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM »
Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do.  (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 06:23:36 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do.  (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)

Would eternity in hell be a deterant or has that ship saled?
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 06:27:47 PM »
crap.  If the Bible is to be believed I'm mumped.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 07:22:22 PM »
Quote from: slucat on May 19, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
whore myself out to 5 stars for frank??
Really wish more were as EMAW as you
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 10:41:11 AM »
I have a softball tournament.   :popcorn:
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2011, 10:41:56 AM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 19, 2011, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: jtksu on May 19, 2011, 06:02:05 PM
Hope there's like a 10 minutes heads up before the volcanos and earthquakes kill us all cause I got some stuff I want to do.  (As long as I'm going to die and prison is no longer a deterant.)

Would eternity in hell be a deterant or has that ship saled?

beastiality is a sin, i think, so he's already screwed the pooch on this one.

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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2011, 10:46:07 AM »
It's getting awful edgy in here...
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2011, 10:56:20 AM »
According to the expert (Camping dude) it's supposed to hit at 6PM tomorrow.  I'm not sure if that's 6PM central. It would be nice to know.
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2011, 10:57:52 AM »
It'll be pretty great to finally be rid of that douche kirk cameron
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Re: What will you do if you aren't taken in the rapture on Saturday?
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2011, 10:59:14 AM »
i feel pretty bad for boner
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