travel thread

[Emo EMAW]

You really never know when wacky is going to drop a laugh bomb.  It's like I just sit here and BOOM! 

[Spracne]

I wonder if this undercover mission in Belize for 2 months had a name... Hermina? 

['taterblast]

welp NSFW VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531/+barryap

[Dugout DickStone]

Well the only person he told the story to was his gf. Cause she had been uncontacted for the 2 months and got really depressed and he had to convince her that he had no communication. To be fair, he only really told her the story and it got handed off to me through my gf. I want it to be true, but 'stone is pretty much telling me that santa clause isn't real again. 

yeah, when your boyfriend disappears for 2 months and doesn't call you ever but then returns one day, says he "was undercover in belize and was tortured but escaped and is back now and oh hey also retired from the Marines just now so not doing that anymore but it's great to be back where are the want ads?' he was in jail and got kicked out of the marines.

[CNS]

I bet they didn't just use a gun to torture him. I bet they totally tortured him with Herpes too.  Those bastards 

Also, you know what is better than a bro with real undercover stories?  A free deep sea fishing trip with a fantastic liar.

[IPA4Me]

Well the only person he told the story to was his gf. Cause she had been uncontacted for the 2 months and got really depressed and he had to convince her that he had no communication. To be fair, he only really told her the story and it got handed off to me through my gf. I want it to be true, but 'stone is pretty much telling me that santa clause isn't real again. 

yeah, when your boyfriend disappears for 2 months and doesn't call you ever but then returns one day, says he "was undercover in belize and was tortured but escaped and is back now and oh hey also retired from the Marines just now so not doing that anymore but it's great to be back where are the want ads?' he was in jail and got kicked out of the marines.

Nailed it.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Well the only person he told the story to was his gf. Cause she had been uncontacted for the 2 months and got really depressed and he had to convince her that he had no communication. To be fair, he only really told her the story and it got handed off to me through my gf. I want it to be true, but 'stone is pretty much telling me that santa clause isn't real again. 

yeah, when your boyfriend disappears for 2 months and doesn't call you ever but then returns one day, says he "was undercover in belize and was tortured but escaped and is back now and oh hey also retired from the Marines just now so not doing that anymore but it's great to be back where are the want ads?' he was in jail and got kicked out of the marines.

Nailed it.

yep.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[CNS]

It doesn't really matter.  I mean, truth or fib, you are in for some great tales, WC.

[The Big Train]

welp

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531/+barryap

I mean, that had to hurt, right?

[michigancat]

welp

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531/+barryap

nsfw is appropriate here

[Tobias]

jfc

[Tobias]

virus, do not click

[420seriouscat69]

It doesn't really matter.  I mean, truth or fib, you are in for some great tales, WC.

Definitely! 

[420seriouscat69]

virus, do not click

Too late. 

[Dugout DickStone]

It doesn't really matter.  I mean, truth or fib, you are in for some great tales, WC.

well yeah.  This guy is obviously cool with going pretty damn big on a lie and his girlfriend may be the most gullible (desperate) girls in recent history so it's going to be a hoot either way.  Just trying to get wacky's radar up on this dude before he borrows some money to go back to belieze to recover the suitcase of gold bars he buried there.

[WillieWatanabe]

welp

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/us-airways-tweets-out-photo-of-model-airplane-in-womans-1563098531/+barryap

Chris Burke ?@ChrisBurke_SI 7m

And the plane, hopefully. RT @USAirways: We apologize for an inappropriate image shared in one of our responses. We’ve removed the tweet.

['taterblast]

 

[420seriouscat69]

It doesn't really matter.  I mean, truth or fib, you are in for some great tales, WC.

well yeah.  This guy is obviously cool with going pretty damn big on a lie and his girlfriend may be the most gullible (desperate) girls in recent history so it's going to be a hoot either way.  Just trying to get wacky's radar up on this dude before he borrows some money to go back to belieze to recover the suitcase of gold bars he buried there.

[CNS]

I would have to really think long and hard to decide which vacation would be more fun: a free deep sea fishing trip with a fantastic liar that bold, or a trip to Belize with a great liar looking for buried treasure.

I mean, my vacations are pretty much spoken for this calendar year, but I would think pretty hard about booking that guy for next April or something. 

[AbeFroman]

emawblast just got a bunch of you fired

[mocat]

8500+  posts and he thinks "welp" means the same as "nsfw"

['taterblast]

link title should have been a dead giveaway, not my fault

 

[420seriouscat69]

I would have to really think long and hard to decide which vacation would be more fun: a free deep sea fishing trip with a fantastic liar that bold, or a trip to Belize with a great liar looking for buried treasure.

I mean, my vacations are pretty much spoken for this calendar year, but I would think pretty hard about booking that guy for next April or something.

Just let me know man. This guy keeps wanting to plan more trips when we all meet up for HH. I think we're going to the lake next month. I'll pick his brain there.

[OK_Cat]

jfc, i hope my 6 kids and 3 dogs and i aren't kicked out of my house because of this