Author Topic: crap you learned from watching your dad (Read 5498 times)

jtksu · « **on:** May 16, 2011, 12:16:59 AM »

When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.

pike · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:20:35 AM »

Torture your kids with the thermostat in order to teach them the value of a dollar

(this one wont stick)

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:25:21 AM »

Stubbornness.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:47:48 AM »

When you get hit in the head with a board/anything make a loud yell but then just keep working even when blood it dripping on the project.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:53:23 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 16, 2011, 12:16:59 AM

When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.

it all makes so much sense

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:05:10 AM »

Money over bitches

wetwillie · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:06:45 AM »

to be cynical about cats bball, the old man made it through some pretty rough times in the 90's early 2000's while I was growing up.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:26:18 AM »

Don't speak directly to the help/staff. Have a good head maid/butler/valet who will direct the staff and communicate to them only through him. He will also be the sole means of paying the staff and distributing the holiday gooses, per his discretion.

8manpick · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2011, 11:13:23 AM »

Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some rough ridin' dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.

:frank:

:repeat:

jtksu · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2011, 11:25:43 AM »

When driving long distances you must only stop when absolutely necessary, which means you are almost out of gas. Food and restroom breaks will be scheduled accordingly.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2011, 11:28:12 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 16, 2011, 11:13:23 AM

Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some rough ridin' dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.

:frank: :repeat:

slucat · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:29:58 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 16, 2011, 11:13:23 AM

Come home from work a few hours late and drunk, tell my bitch of a wife to make me some effing dinner, throw her around some when she talks back, eat dinner, make sure she gives up that pussy, then pass out. Repeat tomorrow.

:frank: :repeat:

CNS · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2011, 01:28:07 PM »

Me first.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2011, 01:48:05 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 16, 2011, 08:53:23 AM

Quote from: jtksu on May 16, 2011, 12:16:59 AM
When working on a DIY project- homophobic rants are absolutely essential, cutting off the power supply is merely optional.
it all makes so much sense

pike · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:10:58 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 16, 2011, 11:25:43 AM

When driving long distances you must only stop when absolutely necessary, which means you are almost out of gas. Food and restroom breaks will be scheduled accordingly.

hate this one

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:39:43 PM »

That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married.

jtksu · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:45:36 PM »

It's perfectly normal to bring your elementary school-aged kids to the bar with you.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:08:40 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 16, 2011, 08:39:43 PM

That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married.

thats probably why you're here today

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:40:16 PM »

Ku fans can be bought for pocket change.

jtksu · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:43:43 PM »

I feel like (some of) you guys aren't taking this thread seriously. Come on, guys, let's get all sentimental with this thing!

8manpick · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:43:02 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 16, 2011, 10:43:43 PM

I feel like (some of) you guys aren't taking this thread seriously. Come on, guys, let's get all sentimental with this thing!

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:57:26 AM »

Last time I went over to my dad's house, he got a new riding lawnmower. I asked him how long it took him to mow the yard. He said, "Oh, about 4 beers."

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:43:32 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 16, 2011, 10:08:40 PM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 16, 2011, 08:39:43 PM
That it isnt a particularly great idea to bang the neighbor ladies while married.
thats probably why you're here today

slucat · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:11:58 PM »

you can get a lot of stuff out of cheating the system
always bet on 17 black

CNS · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:13:07 PM »

If someone didn't get hurt, you didn't work hard/fast enough.