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Boise Shirt Tuck
« on: May 09, 2011, 03:38:00 PM »


Found him in Washington Park in Denver.  Even with the program facing stiff NCAA sanctions, he wears his Broncos tee with pride (tucked in, of course).  If someone could write some sort of story based on this guy, I would appreciate it. 


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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 04:06:40 PM »
He got that cooler for joining premium bsufans.com.

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 04:08:50 PM »
99% sure that those glasses transition to clear shortly after walking inside.

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 04:09:49 PM »
his cargo shorts are at least 2" above the knee per regulation with what would appear to be the calf high sock with <$10 wal-mart shoes. Got yourself a real trophy tuck there.
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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 04:11:00 PM »
What kinda weirdos play volleyball on grass? Sand or GTFO.

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 04:30:20 PM »
He's probably wondering why the eff you're taking a picture of him.  Creep.


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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 04:35:44 PM »
He looks like he could have easily made you eat your camera. 

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 04:59:22 PM »
Brian Ricon, prosecuting attorney for Castle Rock, is loving life as a Boise State Broncos fan.  The football program is enjoying some good times in recent years, the best in its modest history.  Like how small shifts in tectonic plates can create gigantic tsunamis, many small victories have compounded to propel Boise State to the forefront of underdogs that might actually achieve greatness.  In world dominated by BCS blue bloods like The Ohio State, Alabama, and Oklahoma, this has proven a monumental task, but one worthy of devotion, sacrifice, and faith.

Ricon knows this doctrine all too well.  He comes from humble beginnings, the son of a Basque sheepherder from Elko, Nevada.  His family has been grazing sheep in Nevada and Idaho since before the Great Depression.  

“My daddy and grand-daddy had to work hard to provide for us.  The sheep company would put them up in the mountains all by themselves with two-thousand sheep, a few dogs, and a rifle.  That desolation, isolation, lack of human interaction can really get to you.  We have a word for that kind of loneliness, ‘txamisuek jota,’ which literally means ‘struck by sagebrush.’  The herders might only be re-supplied once a month, and that was it.”

Through this same kind of hard work and dedication Brian was able to gain acceptance to Boise State University and studied Political Science there.  And, of course, cheered for the Broncs.

“I loved going to games, Boise, the blue field, thousands of fans…it was nothing like home.  Small town kid goes to the big city, I guess.”

Ricon even endured three years of ridicule while earning his law degree from the University of Idaho in Moscow.  

“The Idaho fans, they’re something else.  Vicious drunks mostly.”

As if he hadn’t endured enough, Brian’s mother holds a biology degree from University of Nevada-Reno, and she let him know when the Wolf Pack kept Boise State from being invited to the BCS Championship game last fall.

“Yeah, she rubbed it in.  She called me when Brotzman missed that last one.  I couldn’t hear what she was screaming but I could hear cheers and gunfire in the background.  We still haven’t spoken since.”

Still, Ricon’s resolve is solid.  And he has high hopes for his boys in blue this season.

“I think if we get our kicking game straightened out, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t see us in the big game next year.  We deserve it.”
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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 07:24:24 PM »
He's probably wondering why the eff you're taking a picture of him.  Creep.

This. I wouldn't want random BSU fans taking pictures of me  :shakesfist:

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 07:25:40 PM »
He's probably wondering why the eff you're taking a picture of him.  Creep.

This. I wouldn't want random BSU fans taking pictures of me  :shakesfist:

This is creepier than the stuff kstatefreak42 used to pull.

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 07:35:53 PM »
his cargo shorts are at least 2" above the knee per regulation with what would appear to be the calf high sock with <$10 wal-mart shoes. Got yourself a real trophy tuck there.

If only he was wearing jorts.

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2011, 07:46:28 PM »
He's probably wondering why the eff you're taking a picture of him.  Creep.
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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2011, 10:48:06 PM »
Brian Ricon, prosecuting attorney for Castle Rock, is loving life as a Boise State Broncos fan.  The football program is enjoying some good times in recent years, the best in its modest history.  Like how small shifts in tectonic plates can create gigantic tsunamis, many small victories have compounded to propel Boise State to the forefront of underdogs that might actually achieve greatness.  In world dominated by BCS blue bloods like The Ohio State, Alabama, and Oklahoma, this has proven a monumental task, but one worthy of devotion, sacrifice, and faith.

Ricon knows this doctrine all too well.  He comes from humble beginnings, the son of a Basque sheepherder from Elko, Nevada.  His family has been grazing sheep in Nevada and Idaho since before the Great Depression. 

“My daddy and grand-daddy had to work hard to provide for us.  The sheep company would put them up in the mountains all by themselves with two-thousand sheep, a few dogs, and a rifle.  That desolation, isolation, lack of human interaction can really get to you.  We have a word for that kind of loneliness, ‘txamisuek jota,’ which literally means ‘struck by sagebrush.’  The herders might only be re-supplied once a month, and that was it.”

Through this same kind of hard work and dedication Brian was able to gain acceptance to Boise State University and studied Political Science there.  And, of course, cheered for the Broncs.

“I loved going to games, Boise, the blue field, thousands of fans…it was nothing like home.  Small town kid goes to the big city, I guess.”

Ricon even endured three years of ridicule while earning his law degree from the University of Idaho in Moscow. 

“The Idaho fans, they’re something else.  Vicious drunks mostly.”

As if he hadn’t endured enough, Brian’s mother holds a biology degree from University of Nevada-Reno, and she let him know when the Wolf Pack kept Boise State from being invited to the BCS Championship game last fall.

“Yeah, she rubbed it in.  She called me when Brotzman missed that last one.  I couldn’t hear what she was screaming but I could hear cheers and gunfire in the background.  We still haven’t spoken since.”

Still, Ricon’s resolve is solid.  And he has high hopes for his boys in blue this season.

“I think if we get our kicking game straightened out, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t see us in the big game next year.  We deserve it.”


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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 11:44:27 AM »
his cargo shorts are at least 2" above the knee per regulation with what would appear to be the calf high sock with <$10 wal-mart shoes. Got yourself a real trophy tuck there.

This could become a new game with it's own thread. 

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Re: Boise Shirt Tuck
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 06:48:35 PM »
his cargo shorts are at least 2" above the knee per regulation with what would appear to be the calf high sock with <$10 wal-mart shoes. Got yourself a real trophy tuck there.

This could become a new game with it's own thread. 

www.trophytuck.com

it will be like the next peopleofwalmart.com

"Sorry, "www.trophytuck.com" does not exist or could not be found"

Someone who wants to make a boatload of cash should probably get this thing started.