Stayed at a friends place near the ville last night. Walked back this morning. It sucked. On the way back a guy stopped me. He was like "Hey dude... where am I at?"
Me: "Uhh... well, we're at the intersection of Claflin and Denison."
Him: "I don't know what that means... I have no effing clue where I am."
Me: "Well... we're in Manhattan, KS"
Him: "Ohhh... eff... where's Burger King? My friend said to meet him at Burger King."
I give him directions... he walks away... I just