Author Topic: Christians are weirdos/hilarious (Read 5379 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** May 05, 2011, 01:29:04 PM »

Found this vid from a link on KStatefans.com. Video is amazing.

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE END?!?!?!?!?!?

After watching this, I also recommend you peruse familyradio.com for other lolable things.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:31:58 PM »

local news did a story on the guy that runs that place earlier this week. this is the third or fourth time that he's given a date as the end of the world

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:45:59 PM »

Heard an interview with a d00d last year who started a pet care biz for those who plan on being taken during the Reckoning and are concerned about who will take care of Muffin and Mr. Bojangles afterward.

So this d00d was selling what was effectively pet care insurance to people who will not have no way of proving if he is actually following through or not.

Genius.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:01:56 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 05, 2011, 01:45:59 PM

Heard an interview with a d00d last year who started a pet care biz for those who plan on being taken during the Reckoning and are concerned about who will take care of Muffin and Mr. Bojangles afterward.

So this d00d was selling what was effectively pet care insurance to people who will not have no way of proving if he is actually following through or not.

Genius.

It's pretty surprising that they think that somebody who believes in the Reckoning enough to open a business that revolves around it happening wouldn't also get taken when the Reckoning came.

CNS · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:07:14 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 05, 2011, 02:01:56 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 05, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
Heard an interview with a d00d last year who started a pet care biz for those who plan on being taken during the Reckoning and are concerned about who will take care of Muffin and Mr. Bojangles afterward.

So this d00d was selling what was effectively pet care insurance to people who will not have no way of proving if he is actually following through or not.

Genius.

It's pretty surprising that they think that somebody who believes in the Reckoning enough to open a business that revolves around it happening wouldn't also get taken when the Reckoning came.

He was very up front and said that their is no way he would be taken. lol

This is the part I don't get. He comes right out and said that he and his national network of pet care professionals are all not at risk of being taken by Jesus, but he gets Christians to trust both their pet and money to a guys that is obviously not "a good person" per their religion.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:23:52 PM »

Anyone who claims to know the date of the end of the world is selling something. Be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Atheist, whatever.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:25:12 PM »

Quote from: the KHAN! on May 05, 2011, 02:23:52 PM

Anyone who claims to know the date of the end of the world is selling something. Be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Atheist, whatever.

Who is taking care of your dog/turtle/cat/etc when the time does come?

wetwillie · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:25:21 PM »

Quote from: the KHAN! on May 05, 2011, 02:23:52 PM

Anyone who claims to know the date of the end of the world is selling something. Be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Atheist, ~~whatever~~ Mayan.

Bookcat · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2011, 02:38:46 PM »

Quote from: the KHAN! on May 05, 2011, 02:23:52 PM

Anyone who claims to know the date of the end of the world is selling something. Be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Atheist, whatever.

an atheist calling for the end of days would be a real contradictory individual.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »

Atheists cannot be insane?

Bullshit, I say!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2011, 08:16:31 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on May 05, 2011, 02:25:21 PM

Quote from: the KHAN! on May 05, 2011, 02:23:52 PM
Anyone who claims to know the date of the end of the world is selling something. Be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Atheist, ~~whatever~~ Mayan.

They didn't predict the end of the world. They just stopped adding dates to their calendar. You have to stop somewhere, right?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2011, 12:58:35 PM »

The world will be here until the sun expands and burns it up. People will not be on the earth to see that.

But Apes will be here! Damn dirty apes!

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2011, 01:02:38 PM »

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2011, 04:43:49 PM »

Bookcat · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2011, 05:13:02 PM »

FamilyRadio made 80 millions dollars.

Now, on to the next doomsday event.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2011, 12:38:26 AM »

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:36:47 AM »

leave christians alone.

bucket · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2016, 07:16:26 PM »

Quote

Liberty hired former Baylor AD Ian McCaw to serve as athletic director.

McCaw stepped down as athletic director at the end of May as part of Baylor's massive institutional overhaul in the wake of their sexual-assault scandal. He served as Baylor's athletic director for 13 years prior to this spring's detonation. With Liberty, he will replace Jeff Barber, who resigned in November. In a statement, President Jerry Falwell said, "Ian's success really speaks for itself. You look at what Baylor was able to do during his tenure, it fits perfectly with where we see our sports programs going."
Source: Sports Illustrated Nov 28 - 6:53 PM

Was not sure where to post.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2016, 07:36:32 PM »

You picked the absolute right place, friend. Amazing bump.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2016, 07:44:04 PM »

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2016, 08:26:12 PM »

No wonder you dba renocat these days

kso_FAN · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2016, 08:32:20 PM »

Everybody is weird in their own way.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2016, 08:32:44 PM »

that's very true _fan

Institutional Control · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2016, 09:12:56 PM »

I know for a fact that I am not weird.

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2016, 09:44:28 AM »

me either. Everyone doesn't have to be weird to make the weirdos feel better. Come on snowflakes