Author Topic: Sleep, interrupted (Read 6546 times)

06wildcat · « **on:** May 05, 2011, 12:51:34 PM »

What's the most annoying thing that wakes you up.

For me it's got to be sleep shits. Seems to hit between 3-5 a.m. and they can't be held back very long. Seems like it takes forever to get back to sleep after this occurs. Actually annoying that it interrupts my sleep and I can't enjoy a good crap because I'm so pissed about being up.

CHONGS · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2011, 12:52:51 PM »

cat tipping crap off of my side table (this happens every goddamn morning)

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:11:29 PM »

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:13:43 PM »

ghosts/monsters

slucat · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:16:15 PM »

dogs throwing up

AppleJack · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:19:28 PM »

TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(

EllToPay · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:23:31 PM »

Wife kicking me

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:23:54 PM »

Our 12 year old shihtzu's dog tag hitting her collar because she's licking itself. Or walking around because she's getting ready to take a crap.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM »

I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

pissclams · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:37:21 PM »

tie b/w drunk girls, leaf blowers, people throwing crap into recycling bins

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:08:03 PM »

motorcycles

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:10:52 PM »

sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it

mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later

CHONGS · « **Reply #12 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:12:41 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 05, 2011, 02:10:52 PM

sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it

mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later

Is it a Lisa Fernandez model?

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on May 05, 2011, 02:12:41 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 05, 2011, 02:10:52 PM
sd: sound like what it would probably sound like if a guy was breaking into my house via a basement window but was trying to be sneaky about it

mrs dave: the sound of a softball bat being drawn quietly out from under the bed / softball bat being put back under the bed 5 minutes later
Is it a Lisa Fernandez model?

maybe. it's blue. says WORTH on the side of it iirc. its name is Robber Bonker 9000.

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:18:20 PM »

hmmmm disappointing

06wildcat · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM

I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

This is absolutely terrible. Do you even attempt to go back to sleep at that point?

HeinBallz · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2011, 03:21:53 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on May 05, 2011, 01:19:28 PM

TV left on. But watching TV is the only way I can get to sleep :(

sleep timer aj.... sleep timer.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2011, 05:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM

I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:20:52 PM »

Sleep craps? wtf, do you have crohn's disease or something? I usually wake up hot because I've drank too much. Booze..

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2011, 05:43:48 PM

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM
I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.

Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:26:41 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 05, 2011, 06:22:11 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2011, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM
I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.

Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.

Sounds awful.

06wildcat · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:38:08 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 05, 2011, 06:22:11 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on May 05, 2011, 05:43:48 PM
Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 05, 2011, 01:34:10 PM
I hate when I wake up at like 4:30 in a panic that I missed my alarm and realize it won't be going off for another 45 min.

Love when this happens. It's like, "crap I gotta get up!" and then "no I don't! I get to sleep longer!" Then you sleep longer.

Except when your brain kicks in from the fake panic and it won't stop. Trying to force 45min of sleep is horrible.

This is what happens to me. Usually end up making a big breakfast when this happens though, so it does have a small silver lining.

'taterblast · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:42:58 PM »

having to piss, moreso than having to crap.

pike · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2011, 08:43:54 PM »

A couple months ago I had to poop so bad, that in my dream I could feel myself having to poop. So, I woke up and pooped. Then, after I pooped i couldn't go back to sleep like you said. It's awful

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2011, 10:10:06 PM »

tv, if i fell asleep with it on.

drunken neighbors, if i left window open.