Author Topic: Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread (Read 14722 times)

Stupid Fitz · « **on:** May 03, 2011, 09:33:50 PM »

Had a good one today. Feel free to add your own Laffy Taffy knee slappers.

How does a mule get through the locked barn door?

Give up???

He uses a Don-Key!!!!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2011, 09:36:58 PM »

Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl to dance?

He didn't have the guts!

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2011, 09:40:42 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 03, 2011, 09:36:58 PM

Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl to dance?

He didn't have the guts!

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:50:06 AM »

What is a fish's favorite country?

Give up????

Finland

Brock Landers · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!!

_33 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2011, 03:15:24 PM »

What's big, green and breathes fire? A dragon.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2011, 03:55:35 PM »

What's an owls favorite subject?

Give up???

Owlgebra!!!!!

Man these guys are good.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:18:02 PM »

What painter is half cow and half horse?

Moo-neigh!

CHONGS · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Eleph-ino!

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:10:46 PM »

Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors???

Cuz then it would be a chicken sedan!

wetwillie · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:02:24 PM »

what do you call a cracked up window?

a pain in the glass!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:09:13 PM »

Should have made it punnier by spelling it pane imo.

scoops callahan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:53:29 PM »

these jokes are soooo good.. hahahaha

scoops callahan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:57:43 PM »

i have a good one.. you guys will definitely enjoy!

Whats red and smells like blue paint?

RED PAINT!

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2011, 08:54:20 PM »

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

|Elephant| | rhinoceros| sin (theta)

CHONGS · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:33:53 PM »

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?

-|Elephant| |rhinoceros| sin (theta)

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2011, 07:35:18 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on May 04, 2011, 05:10:46 PM

Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors???

Cuz then it would be a chicken sedan!

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2011, 03:19:22 PM »

love this thread
how do you know when its raining cats and dogs?

Because I just stepped in a poodle.

CHONGS · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2011, 03:39:16 PM »

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a mountain climber?

Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:57:45 AM »

Quote from: Chingon on May 05, 2011, 03:39:16 PM

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a mountain climber?

Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!

I really doubt that was in a laffy Taffy. But

none the less.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #20 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:18:26 PM »

Why is the baker so mean?

Because he beats the bread!!!!!

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:11:42 PM »

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:33:44 PM »

Why didn't the moon finish it's dinner?

Because it was full.

CHONGS · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2011, 11:00:22 AM »

What did the doctor say to the man who complained that his arm hurt when he moved it?

Sorry you have bone cancer.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2011, 11:58:19 AM »

Quote from: Chingon on July 19, 2011, 11:00:22 AM

What did the doctor say to the man who complained that his arm hurt when he moved it?

Sorry you have bone cancer.

I am starting to think that some of these "jokes" aren't coming from the wrappers of delicious laffy taffy. In case everyone forgot, this is The Official Laffy Taffy Joke Thread and by saying it is official means it is official.