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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2011, 10:36:08 AM »
My fav is cherry followed closely by watermelon. Peach sucks.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2011, 11:50:47 AM »
Lemon & Sour Apple.   But really, is there a bad flavor of Jolly rancher?   :dunno:

Peach.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2011, 11:56:48 AM »
peach are great. 


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 01:25:07 PM »
peach are great. 

Why?  Because all the other ones taste like soap?

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2011, 01:34:13 PM »
peach are great. 

Why?  Because all the other ones taste like soap?

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i like the taste of peaches


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 03:00:47 PM »
I love the flavor of an actual peach, hate the flavor of fake peach though.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 03:26:03 PM »
the greatness of JR's is that they taste like real fruit imo.  they are real fruit.


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 03:27:04 PM »
the greatness of JR's is that they taste like real fruit imo.  they are real fruit.

no watermelon candy or drink has ever tasted like watermelon before.  whole generations of kids have been raised to think that they like watermelon but when they encounter an actual watermelon in the wild they will freak the eff out.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 03:28:23 PM »
except watermelon JR's.  taste just like real watermelons.


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 03:29:11 PM »
except watermelon JR's.  taste just like real watermelons.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2011, 03:35:09 PM »
Another faux flavor that really pisses me off.... Banana.   I'm pretty sure that Jolly Rancher doesn't make banana flavor but everyone else that has ever attempted makes a really rough ridin' nasty flavor.   Example: Runts.  .... Banana flavored runts.   rough ridin' gross
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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2011, 03:37:47 PM »
love banana flavored runts.  also love banana flavorted bb bats.


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2011, 03:41:50 PM »
I dig pretty much all runts but yeah, they don't taste a damn thing like a banana.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2011, 03:57:30 PM »
Loved peach the bags I get at price chopper only have apple cherry water melon grape and blue tarry
Rasberry

Hate grape and hated lemon.and strawberry

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2011, 03:59:29 PM »
Real watermelon is quite possibly the most delicious thing than can be grown by a plant. 

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2011, 04:21:26 PM »
The peach JR's don't taste anything like Peaches, the watermelon ones also don't taste like watermelon.

Also agree with JT on the fact that no banana flavored candy tastes anything remotely close to a banana.

Can someone also please explain to me why candy corn does not look/taste anything like corn?  TIA.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2011, 05:13:53 PM »
wow a lot of dumbasses in this thread.  hey coconut breaths, go plant some flowers because fruits and veggies aren't your thing.  /thread


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2011, 06:30:12 PM »
Real watermelons are pretty fantastic but I feel they pale in comparison to a perfectly ripened cantalope.  :lick:

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2011, 06:30:43 PM »
Also, honeydews can suck it.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2011, 06:31:40 PM »
watermelons are shitty versions of watermelon flavored candy.


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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
watermelons are shitty versions of watermelon flavored candy.

Can't grow candy on a plant.

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Re: Do you remember when you discovered jolly ranchers?
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2011, 06:35:34 PM »
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