Guys, I am tall. These things never fit me right. I mean, I am worried about what would happened when I reached up for something with both hands.
Funny you should mention that, CNS Casey. I was just thinking that I would have expected a pretty sizeable moose knuckle, I believe it's called, to be present in the photo given the badass prose that accompanies it. Marketing gaffe on their part (

), but a homerun is still a homerun even if it doesn't completely exit the stadium.