Author Topic: Attendance (Read 13352 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2011, 12:59:40 PM »

US News: What is the average ACT score of a KSU admitted student?
Shulzy: What's the best ever?
US News: 31
Shulzy: 32

0.42 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:00:56 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 28, 2011, 12:59:40 PM

US News: What is the average ACT score of a KSU admitted student?
Shulzy: What's the best ever?
US News: 31
Shulzy: 32

really hope you get on a roll with this one

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:40:32 PM »

U.S. News: What's the admission rate at Kansas State?

UPKS: What's the average IVY league admission rate?

U.S. News: About 17% of applicants.

UPKS: 15% at K-State . . . that's 15 . . . percent.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:46:03 PM »

US News: What's K-State's endowment?

UPKS: Well, heh, I don't want to embarass anyone else here...

US News: Ok, try me, Harvard's is $26 billion.

UPKS: Pfftt. Ours is $26.2 billion.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:49:55 PM »

USNEWS: What's the annual Research Funding at K-State?

UPKS: What's Johns Hopkins?

USNEWS: About $2 billion.

UPKS: $2.7 . . . billion.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Kirk Schultz

EPAW

Well not EVERY person, obviously. Only the 15% of applicants actually smart enough to get into this Tier 1 institution.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:16:40 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 28, 2011, 01:49:55 PM

USNEWS: What's the annual Research Funding at K-State?

UPKS: What's Johns Hopkins?

USNEWS: About $2 billion.

UPKS: $2.7 . . . billion.

USNEWS: Follow up, what is your graduate acceptance rate?

UPKS: Well, our very own 2010-11 National Debate Champion Beth Mendenhall had to go to John's Hopkins and was summarily dismissed from the Collegian Staff. I'll leave it at that.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on April 28, 2011, 03:16:40 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 28, 2011, 01:49:55 PM
USNEWS: What's the annual Research Funding at K-State?

UPKS: What's Johns Hopkins?

USNEWS: About $2 billion.

UPKS: $2.7 . . . billion.

USNEWS: Follow up, what is your graduate acceptance rate?

UPKS: Well, our very own 2010-11 National Debate Champion Beth Mendenhall had to go to John's Hopkins and was summarily dismissed from the Collegian Staff. I'll leave it at that.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2011, 03:36:57 PM »

just when i lose confidence in goEMAW.com, a thread like this shows up.

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:01:54 PM »

The distance between KSU and KU in total attendance is a bit misleading. This is because of our uber high-end loge seating. KU only has crappy, old, super skinny wooden seats.

Our extra-revenue generating loge seats reduce capacity, but it's totally worth it.

Benja · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:06:14 PM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Pete on April 28, 2011, 04:01:54 PM

The distance between KSU and KU in total attendance is a bit misleading. This is because of our uber high-end loge seating. KU only has crappy, old, super skinny wooden seats.

Our extra-revenue generating loge seats reduce capacity, but it's totally worth it.

Have you seen how much fun those fatcats are having in there with the little televisions and cushy chairs?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:19:37 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 28, 2011, 04:11:50 PM

Quote from: Pete on April 28, 2011, 04:01:54 PM
The distance between KSU and KU in total attendance is a bit misleading. This is because of our uber high-end loge seating. KU only has crappy, old, super skinny wooden seats.

Our extra-revenue generating loge seats reduce capacity, but it's totally worth it.

Have you seen how much fun those fatcats are having in there with the little televisions and cushy chairs?

And their mini-fridges with their import beers. I believe KU is planning on erecting some PVC pipe seats in AFH. Though theirs will only have coolers and Natty.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:21:28 PM »

Maybe in 20-30 years or so you guys will break that 13,000 capacity barrier. One day, fellas. One day.

hemmy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2011, 09:53:38 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on April 28, 2011, 09:21:28 PM

Maybe in 20-30 years or so you guys will break that 13,000 capacity barrier. One day, fellas. One day.

We can only hope.

pike · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 28, 2011, 08:50:56 AM

So rough ridin' wealthy. jfc, the gov is going to start asking KSU fans to bail them out.

Is it safe to say that KSU fans are in an era comparable to the Golden Age of Rome? I think yes.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:41:00 PM »

Some day I hope K-State puts up a double wide in the endzone and calls it a "club".

pike · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2011, 10:45:47 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 28, 2011, 10:41:00 PM

Some day I hope K-State puts up a double wide in the endzone and calls it a "club".

That's if we ever revert to the dark ages, which likely won't happen since were so damned rich.

wabash909 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2011, 03:47:40 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 28, 2011, 04:11:50 PM

Quote from: Pete on April 28, 2011, 04:01:54 PM
The distance between KSU and KU in total attendance is a bit misleading. This is because of our uber high-end loge seating. KU only has crappy, old, super skinny wooden seats.

Our extra-revenue generating loge seats reduce capacity, but it's totally worth it.

Have you seen how much fun those fatcats are having in there with the little televisions and cushy chairs?

I've been told there's basically a waiting list a mile long for these things. Young money.