Easter makes me think of...

[Dr. tylerhughes]

Is pete short for St. Peter?

How else would he know so much about who is getting into heaven and hell?

[jtksu]

I'm not going to hell?  eff yeah! 

[sys]

And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?

And eggs. Wtf is that all about. Last I knew a bunny was a mammal not some egg laying lizard. Sys can you confirm?

pete, add gooch to the hell list.


i can explain most of this religion stuff, btw.  i'm pretty good w. religion.

[chum1]

i can explain most of this religion stuff, btw.  i'm pretty good w. religion.

what did jesus do after he came back from the dead?  i mean, he didn't just stick around and them die of natural caused, right?  did he just go to heaven to hang with god?

can you give me an overview of greek mythology?

[sys]

can you give me an overview of greek mythology?

i overspoke.  really just christianity plus the basics of other associated faiths/cults.



jesus took a quick tour of the judeo-christian world to show off about rising, then went to hang out w. god.  except he wasn't really dead, nor was he ever really not hanging out w. god, because he was god all along, even before he was born. 

[bubbles4ksu]

can you give me an overview of greek mythology?

i overspoke.  really just christianity plus the basics of other associated faiths/cults.



jesus took a quick tour of the judeo-christian world to show off about rising, then went to hang out w. god.  except he wasn't really dead, nor was he ever really not hanging out w. god, because he was god all along, even before he was born. 

  HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?

[sys]

HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?

yes, confirmed.  but don't worry your pretty little human head about it.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

HE WAS GOD THE WHOLE TIME?

yes, confirmed.  but don't worry your pretty little human head about it.

  Good call that is the part of christianity that most can't wrap there head around.  He was God the Son in the triune of God the Father God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit/Ghost.  He is all powerful and can defeat death and rise again.  By him defeating death and ascending into Heaven a true living God he has ransomed our lives so that we may one day also live in Heaven with Him.  Praise be to God/ Jesus!

[CNS]

In the event that there is no Hell, where will the pak be moved to?  Secondary locations have saved more than one gathering I have been to in the past.

Also, who brings what?  Is this going to be a pot luck?

Also, Also, in order to time this thing right, won't we all have to buy the same Adidas(or some other brand, open to ideas here) and bunk together when the next comet/spaceship combo comes by? 

Just feel like the idea may be solid, but that there has been no real thought put into this yet.

Mods????

[OK_Cat]

kinda late to this thread, but JFC....HellPak is going to be elite.  booze, blow, and paking with ghandi and jimi hendrix 

Hey HeavenPak losers, good luck with your cupcakes and grape juice while chatting it up with mother teresa and pope john paul. 

[steve dave]

i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam

[jdagg2003]

Took three edits to nail this zinger.

[Dugout DickStone]

i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam

Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?

[steve dave]

i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam

Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?

there was one latina present 

[1/64th]

I'm sorry...did I miss something.  I've been at church praying for the eternity of your souls.  YWIA. 

[CNS]

I'm sorry...did I miss something.  I've been at church praying for the eternity of your souls.  YWIA wasting my time when I could have been out buying wine coolers and stuff for Hell pak. 

[yoga-like_abana]

I've actually been to Hell, hell I mailed myself a postcard from Hell. Hell actually wasn't that hot and was more of a tourista trap imo

[felix rex]

i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam

Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?

there was one latina present 

Guarantee you did not have as good of a time as the Mexicans down the street. There was a horse and a band.

[Brock Landers]

I usually tell people to have a Happy Zombie Jesus Day instead of referring to Easter.

[felix rex]

Instead of being bigoty towards Christians, atheists and whatnot should just reclaim the Spring Equinox or whatever for the drunken fertility rite that it truly is (although I guess that's pretty much what mardi gras is)

[Panjandrum]

i had a very nice easter weekend with the dave fam

Did you mean to post this in the "things white midwesterners like" thread?

there was one latina present 

Guarantee you did not have as good of a time as the Mexicans down the street. There was a horse and a band.

 

I almost woke up my son by laughing so hard at this one.

[Panjandrum]

Instead of being bigoty towards Christians, atheists and whatnot should just reclaim the Spring Equinox or whatever for the drunken fertility rite that it truly is (although I guess that's pretty much what mardi gras is)

No one can figure out where the rabbit came from or what to do with it.  Until that happens, we're all going to have to share the holiday.

[sys]

No one can figure out where the rabbit came from.

i know (googled thanks to this thread, now a better, smarter, leaner person due to goEMAW.com).

[Benja]

This one was basically directed right at Chum.

awesome that this dude took the time to chastise people via iphone.