Author Topic: Easter makes me think of... (Read 11505 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:53:33 AM »

Appeal went thru, pull my name off Pete. TIA

Happy Easter Everyone

Except you Saul

EllToPay · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:57:03 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM

...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat

Gooch · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Trim on April 24, 2011, 09:40:57 AM

And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?

And eggs. Wtf is that all about. Last I knew a bunny was a mammal not some egg laying lizard. Sys can you confirm?

Pete · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:57:52 AM »

While our Mods were sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, GoPowerCat.com's Wabash Station message board laid claim to Mt. Zion. eff. We should have been all over that. Nice job, dumbasses.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:00:16 AM »

Dinosaur Jesus went extinct for our sins

Panjandrum · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:13:24 AM »

I'm apparently not trying hard enough.

Pete, tell me what I need to do to get my name on that list. TIA.

Pete · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:15:28 AM »

list updated.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:21:04 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 10:15:28 AM

list updated.

Pete · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:26:45 AM »

That's what I'm talking about! DOUBLE rough ridin' STANDARD!

Sure, WE get christmas off work, and typically christmas eve is a half day, but what about Easter? No day off. The jews get to use their floating holiday for Yom Kiper, and everyday is a holiday for the muslims because we can't put a picture of Mohammed in the news paper. DOUBLE STANDARD. It takes a lot of thick skin and courage to be a christian in this country, an awful lot.

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:37:39 AM »

THANK YOU. Finally someone said it. IF ANOTHER ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS MAKES A CRACK ABOUT TRYING TO HARM MY OMNIPOTENT GOD WITH A 20TH CENTURY WEAPON.....

Pexikan · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:06:24 AM »

Pretty sure that I've already been to hell. It was called Fowler, Kansas. I'm prepared now.

pike · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:36:01 AM »

bbsing hell or real hell? Either way,

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:47:03 AM »

i enjoyed this thread.

AppleJack · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:48:50 AM »

Is this because of the whole gerbil incident? I think that list can do some damage in hell, looking forward to it.

doom · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:31:31 PM »

Yewss! I'm not on the list! I'm not going to hell!

Take that you sinnerz!!!!11

<--- only with a giant halo and punching the devil instead of air

<--- only with communion cups and the other smiley isn't on of you guys since you're all busy burning in hell

<--- only with a bible in the place of the cheese

chunkles · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:41:58 PM »

Quote from: Trim on April 24, 2011, 09:13:06 AM

PAK

we're all going to ice the eff out of this fire. Or fire the eff out of the ice. Or just something involving icing dead bros. I don't know, somebody else explain the physics of hell so we know, JFC.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:16:10 PM »

chag sameach

stunted · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:44:40 PM »

god bless us everyone

Trim · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:19:21 PM »

I found this on the eggs: http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/History-of-Easter-eggs.aspx?cp-documentid=28464832&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=History%20of%20Easter%20eggs&FORM=MSNIIT

Not surprisingly, it goes back to the Pagans.

Still no clue on the rough ridin' bunny.

TBL · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:18:35 PM »

Saul's not going to hell cause jews don't believe in hell. Right Saul??

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #45 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:32:54 PM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM

...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
~~ChiCat~~
Pike
~~StupidFitz~~ FOX HOLE CHRISTIAN!
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
Panjam
chum (leaving him off this list was like forgetting to invite the pope to a jesus party).

Trim · « **Reply #46 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:42:34 PM »

What about Honus?

pike · « **Reply #47 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Trim on April 24, 2011, 02:19:21 PM

I found this on the eggs: http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/History-of-Easter-eggs.aspx?cp-documentid=28464832&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=History%20of%20Easter%20eggs&FORM=MSNIIT

Not surprisingly, it goes back to the Pagans.

Still no clue on the rough ridin' bunny.

The Easter Bunny was actually the first Pope, IIRC.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #48 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:30:28 PM »

I'm not in hell yet

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #49 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:32:40 PM »

merry easter to everyone.