Author Topic: Easter makes me think of... (Read 11500 times)

Pete · « **on:** April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM »

...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
~~ChiCat~~
Pike
~~StupidFitz~~ FOX HOLE CHRISTIAN!
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat
Panjam
chum (leaving him off this list was like forgetting to invite the pope to a jesus party).

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:02:53 AM »

He is risen, Pete. Risen indeed.

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:07:26 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on April 24, 2011, 09:02:53 AM

He is risen, Pete. Risen indeed.

You should PM that to everyone on the list above, though I doubt it would do any good at all. Like talking to a jewish brick wall.

Trim · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:15:22 AM »

Trim · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:18:52 AM »

Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:21:46 AM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:23:22 AM »

Quote from: Trim on April 24, 2011, 09:18:52 AM

Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.

Rent AMC's "The Walking Dead"

chum1 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:27:03 AM »

Quote from: Trim on April 24, 2011, 09:18:52 AM

Explain the risen part. He was in the ground for an extended period of time before going to heaven or something? I have LJIQ.

i think he did come back to life. hence, risen from the dead. i don't know what he did after that, though. he might have just said, "okay, bros, i'm out. gonna go crash with the old man in heaven. later."

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:28:45 AM »

This one was basically directed right at Chum.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:30:58 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM

...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:32:03 AM »

HEY TRIM, TRY TO LAWYER YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:32:30 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 09:28:45 AM

This one was basically directed right at Chum.

awesome that this dude took the time to chastise people via iphone.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:32:56 AM »

Nice work Pete. Look's like a bunch of Zealots to me.

Zealot -—Synonyms
2. extremist, crank, bigot. See fanatic.

Trim · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:33:43 AM »

There's no way I'm giving anyone a Happy Easter back until it's explained what this holiday is about. I don't know what any of the good friday and ash wednesday and mardi gras is all about either except that one time a lot of EMAW'rs showed up late to a wednesday night Beasley/Walker game with stuff on their heads.

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:34:17 AM »

Basically, the message here is that despite who your favorite college team is, Jesus is like the Chiefs. We ALL pull for the Chiefs. Go chiefs.

Pete · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:36:32 AM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on April 24, 2011, 09:30:58 AM

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM
...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

StupidFitz

Apologies. I must have misread your posts....Let's hope the Lamb misread them as well.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:37:05 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 09:34:17 AM

Basically, the message here is that despite who your favorite college team is, Jesus is like the Chiefs. We ALL pull for the Chiefs. Go chiefs.

lol

Keep them coming Pete. These are the days where I wish I would have signed up for the free trial then never paid for a membership at GPC.

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:38:43 AM »

Show of hands....how many of you wish he had written out the entire URL? Be honest.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:39:39 AM »

Quote from: Pete on April 24, 2011, 08:57:37 AM

...so many of you who are going to hell...I'm sure there are more of you, but these are the ones I have submitted to the authorities:

Saul
Rusty
Trim
Fatty
SuperG
OKCat
Limestone
Maybe Skinny Benny
Kat Kid is iffy, probably damned though
Prolly Stunz, he meditates
JRake
Yoga
AppleJack
Pexican
ChiCat
Pike
StupidFitz
Chunkles
tylerhoughes
TheBig1Willie
ArchECat
CNS Casey
1/64th
Tobias
Skycat

I'm filing my appeal paperwork as we speak

Trim · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:40:57 AM »

And where the eff does the bunny fall into all this?

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:45:58 AM »

This dude saw the bagillion post thread and said "Nope, we need another."

Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:47:34 AM »

Took three edits to nail this zinger.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:48:01 AM »

Don't worry about my soul Pete. Headed up to St. Mike's the ArcA to fatten up their collection plate.

I will be hell free until next year.

Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:51:52 AM »

Welp, we found another one to add to the Hell list.