Didn't realize soccer and NASCAR utilize the same minor league outfield fence branding strategy.
My pal who went to Ku (lives in grain valley, hangs drywall for money) has a big Tide flag he hangs on "race day". He calls soccer "mommy ball". I think I'm gonna get an ivy funds prospectus and hang it from a poll in my front yard. Then I'll let him come over just to see what he says.