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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15400 on: December 08, 2016, 09:25:27 AM »
What a pussay

Man United boss Jose Mourinho slams UEFA over Zorya fixture in December
http://espnfc.com/manchester-united/story/3013946/man-united-boss-jose-mourinho-slams-uefa-over-zorya-fixture

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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15401 on: December 08, 2016, 02:02:08 PM »
Good win, we're gonna take the whole damn thing. Maybe we can play all of our knockout matches in southern Italy or in Nice to make Jose happy.

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« Reply #15402 on: December 08, 2016, 02:09:56 PM »
My saints are about to pound some team named beer.

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« Reply #15403 on: December 08, 2016, 04:09:35 PM »
So I need a little help from one of you UEFA experts. Southampton just drew with beer 1-1 in the last match of group play. Both teams finished group play with 8 points, 2-2-2, Southampton scored 6 goals allowed 4, beer scored 6 and allowed 6. Someone please tell me how in the hell beer is advancing while the saints go marching home?

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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15404 on: December 08, 2016, 04:24:10 PM »
not the first tiebreaker in group stages in europa, but away goals (at southampton today right?)? (16.01 d)


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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15405 on: December 08, 2016, 04:31:13 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

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« Reply #15406 on: December 08, 2016, 04:32:23 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

i'm going to personally arrange to have metalhead's hips fixed so he can visit you after he gets done with bubbs

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« Reply #15407 on: December 08, 2016, 04:37:15 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

i'm going to personally arrange to have metalhead's hips fixed so he can visit you after he gets done with bubbs
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« Reply #15408 on: December 08, 2016, 04:39:16 PM »
feels good being home now

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« Reply #15409 on: December 08, 2016, 09:19:59 PM »
not the first tiebreaker in group stages in europa, but away goals (at southampton today right?)? (16.01 d)



That's really stupid in group play, why even track goal differential?

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« Reply #15410 on: December 08, 2016, 09:22:43 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

You're not entertained by Jose crying about cold weather or about a founding member of the most prestigious league in the world getting eliminated by Israeli beer?

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« Reply #15411 on: December 08, 2016, 09:25:21 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

You're not entertained by Jose crying about cold weather or about a founding member of the most prestigious league in the world getting eliminated by Israeli beer?
Haven't read that link yet. Carry on.

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« Reply #15412 on: December 08, 2016, 10:01:18 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

You're not entertained by Jose crying about cold weather or about a founding member of the most prestigious league in the world getting eliminated by Israeli beer?
Haven't read that link yet. Carry on.

I'll save you some time, he doesn't think Ukrainian teams should be allowed to host europe matches in the winter, as if Ukraine is the only cold place they're going to play at.

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« Reply #15413 on: December 08, 2016, 10:01:58 PM »
Is it possible for me to filter out all posts about Europa League?

You're not entertained by Jose crying about cold weather or about a founding member of the most prestigious league in the world getting eliminated by Israeli beer?
Haven't read that link yet. Carry on.

I'll save you some time, he doesn't think Ukrainian teams should be allowed to host europe matches in the winter, as if Ukraine is the only cold place they're going to play at.
Lol jfc

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« Reply #15414 on: December 08, 2016, 10:03:54 PM »
i miss him at chelsea.  maybe truck nutz next?

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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15415 on: December 09, 2016, 06:27:08 AM »
i miss him at chelsea.  maybe truck nutz next?
Fellaini being linked to truck nuts in January. The relegation dream is very real, folks.

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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15416 on: December 09, 2016, 06:37:47 AM »
What a pussay

Man United boss Jose Mourinho slams UEFA over Zorya fixture in December
http://espnfc.com/manchester-united/story/3013946/man-united-boss-jose-mourinho-slams-uefa-over-zorya-fixture
Lol Jose "slams UEFA." ESPNFC is so bad. He calmly said he was worried about the horrible frozen pitch (which turned out to be horribly frozen as expected) and that Ukraine fixtures should be played in earlier months.

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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15417 on: December 09, 2016, 09:20:29 AM »
I'm shocked Ukraine doesn't have their home fixtures early in Europe Russian clubs do.

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« Reply #15418 on: December 09, 2016, 09:57:01 AM »
I'm shocked Ukraine doesn't have their home fixtures early in Europe Russian clubs do.

1. That isn't true, Zenit hosted on the last match day which was right before thanksgiving
2. You like Jose have a pretty poor sense of geography. Excusable for you, not for a European manager telling European soccer how to run their business. The location of that match was pretty far south in Europe, it's closer to Istanbul than Moscow. If they can't host late are we also excluding Scandinavia, the entire alps reigon, Germany, Czech Republic, Slovakia, etc?

It was an ill-informed, moronic comment, again with this guy. He clearly can't handle the pressure and scrutiny of being the manager of a club with this much prominence. I'm not even going to get into how he treated the post match interviewer. The guy is a first rate jackass and he isn't worth the trouble for mid table finishes. David Moyes won at a higher percentage at Old Trafford. It's safe to say I'm in full blown burn it down mode.
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Re: European Club Soccer Thread! (EPL, Champions League, Europa, etc... :D )
« Reply #15419 on: December 09, 2016, 02:50:24 PM »
My goodness. I'm shocked

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« Reply #15420 on: December 09, 2016, 03:23:08 PM »
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« Reply #15421 on: December 09, 2016, 04:42:47 PM »
Look at this city fan acting like his team has been relevant for more than like 3 days. This is like The Weekend telling Prince to stop talking about the VMAs because of all the Grammy's he's won. Stay in your lane, new money.

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« Reply #15422 on: December 09, 2016, 05:13:34 PM »
how is everyone doing today?

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« Reply #15423 on: December 09, 2016, 05:45:09 PM »
how is everyone doing today?
I'm pretty tired u

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« Reply #15424 on: December 09, 2016, 05:45:54 PM »
I'm elite Tobias, how are you?