if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top

[Joker]

If I had to do this, I would probably blend them into a slim jim shake of some sort.  It would eliminate the lock-jaw effect from all the chewing and it's much faster/easier to drink things than chew them.

[felix rex]

I would dip them in hummus and chase them with arak.

[Kat Kid]

If this is serious (and I have no reason to think it isn't) then I will challenge for the record.

[Tobias]

slim jim puree?

"come on down royalswild, step into a slim gin!"

[OK_Cat]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

[EMAWgeddon]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

[OK_Cat]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

don't be a c-word.  just give the horse some meat.

[yoga-like_abana]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

y-l_a 1
mini horse 0

[Kat Kid]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

y-l_a 1
mini horse 0

You still have an over-sized/talking turt to deal with buck-o.

[steve dave]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 

[yoga-like_abana]

is there even any meat in a slim jim 

[EMAWgeddon]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.

I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 

I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.

If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.

[OK_Cat]

y-l_a vs the mini horse

Yeah, this is perfect setting for YLA vs EPAW.

I doubt I could even get the horse to eat meat.

I do have a small goat you could take on though YLA.
Incredibly low MHIQ. No meat consumption. 

No horse meat or meat period?  not that it matters when discussing slim jims. 

I doubt I could get EPAW to eat meat.

If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.

Lil Curtis Kelly?

[felix rex]

If YLA is really interested in taking on some sort of a random farm animal, EPAW shares a barn with a goat that would destroy him.

I'll donate to Trim's BBBS fund if this contest is on youtube.

[steve dave]

y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest

[yoga-like_abana]

baby carrots or full sized

[steve dave]

baby carrots or full sized

have you ever seen someone dangle a baby carrot from a stick to entice a pony to pull a cart?  full size. 

[OK_Cat]

doesn't seem like a fair battle.


*disclaimer:  I've never met YLA.  If he has buck-teeth, then disregard.

[felix rex]

y-l_a v. EPAW carrot eating contest

I'll "pony up" $50 for this. y-l_a has to be wearing a rabbit costume or something though.

[CHONGS]

I just call them "jims". 

Typical conversation:

Person A:  "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"

[michigancat]

I think beef jerky is ridiculously overpriced for what you get. Not sure if jims count as "beef jerky", but whatever.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I just call them "jims". 

Typical conversation:

Person A:  "What would be a fun snack to eat whilst riding in a car?"
Chingon: "Just grab some jims."
Person A: "Right-o!"

Person A sounds like a real jackass. Have fun going on some kind of car trip w/ that Jerkoff. I'll pass.

[KITNfury]

I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.

[felix rex]

I would only do it if I could wash it down with a big jar of mayonnaise.

My donation is now contingent on both EPAW The Midget Pony and Y-L_A also downing a huge jar of mayonnaise.

[ChiComCat]

I will be a bookie for the mini horse, yla, turt slim Jim off. Proceeds to bbbs