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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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Would you sign a contract (binding) to eat all 100 in a two hour time period. You would not get the twenty dollars and would have to forfeit the cost of the 100 pak plus a twenty percent additional pak restocking fee for not making it through if you didn't finish in time.

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Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?

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Could you cook/make something with them or would you have to eat them all plain?

You could absolutely make something out if them or add whatever. It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though. That's a decent amount of food. Thoughts?

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Comparing cost of reimbursement to cost of medical bill when you have a heart attack doesn't seem worth it.  I'll let 'clams explain the downside of such high sodium diet.

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just add a couple of zeros to every number.   :lick:

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I've done worse for cheaper.  :fatty:


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yes


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Could they be unwrapped prior to the challenge?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2011, 11:03:15 PM »
yes

Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2011, 11:13:32 PM »
200g of protein I bet if you eat all those you will get really ripped muscles.

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2011, 11:41:23 PM »
yes

Spring game???? If we can make it happen? Thoughts?
maybe, would make a great first impression though.
hey I'm y-l_a and I'm here to snap into 100 slim jims. oohhhh yeaaahhh!

Yeah. would be incredible. If people  come up/down/over, this needs to be on the agenda if you are up for it imo. I will provide.

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2011, 11:56:18 PM »
It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.

doesn't seem like that much.  less than two pounds.  i bet a 50 lb dog would have no problem with that, so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 05:18:05 AM »
Could I have a few eggs and biscuits on the side?
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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2011, 07:08:54 AM »
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2011, 07:39:18 AM »
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 

I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2011, 07:40:17 AM »
your mouth couldn't handle it.  too chewy.  you would wear yourself out. 

I'm pretty sure the rules allow for slicing and dicing.

I wonder how much beef jerky chew that would come out to

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2011, 08:41:26 AM »
It would be 28 ounces plus other stuff though.
so it'd be pretty embarrassing (for the species) if a 200 lb human couldn't match the effort.
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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2011, 08:43:59 AM »
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.
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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2011, 08:59:26 AM »
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.

Let's pit him against a basset hound then make them race for 100 yards immediately after finishing.
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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2011, 09:11:50 AM »
What if the person pukes rd? Need to cover all your bases.  Is contract voided?  :ck: 

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 09:28:00 AM »
hmmm... what if we pitted y_la vs a 50 pound dog in this contest. Not only would it settle if he could eat all of it, would also settle the whole dominant species thing.  Two birds one stone.


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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2011, 09:31:38 AM »
y-l_a vs the mini horse

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Re: if somebody paid for this and agreed to pay you an extra twenty on top
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2011, 11:08:26 AM »
saulbadguy's cats vs katkid's dog. ppv. all benefits go trim's BBBS fund.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."