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The "R" word
« on: April 08, 2011, 12:02:08 PM »


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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 12:06:44 PM »
That's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 12:11:27 PM »


bill's pants are 17 sizes too big  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 12:14:06 PM »
Bill has a respected look on his face.

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 12:15:12 PM »


bill's pants are 17 sizes too big  :horrorsurprise:

JUST THE WAY HE LIKES 'EM!
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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 12:15:45 PM »
You have to respect the eff out of the Cross Timber Gazette's aggresive ad placement to the right of that piece.  

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 12:20:26 PM »


bill's pants are 17 sizes too big  :horrorsurprise:

Wax Figure. 

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 12:22:07 PM »
You have to respect the eff out of the Cross Timber Gazette's aggresive ad placement to the right of that piece.  

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 12:23:09 PM »












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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 12:30:27 PM »


bill's pants are 17 sizes too big  :horrorsurprise:

The only way to cover the fact he's wearing Depends...

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 12:34:51 PM »
Did Bill get lasic?
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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 12:52:18 PM »
Ron Prince would have done the same stupid ass publicity stunts, and the powertards would have gone apeshit about it.

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 01:08:49 PM »
Ron Prince would have done the same stupid ass publicity stunts, and the powerespects would have gone apeshit about it.

FYP
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2011, 01:15:11 PM »
I do applaud Bill in entertaining this kid's cause. But he does  look especially old in that picture.  :cry:

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2011, 01:22:45 PM »
I do applaud Bill in entertaining this kid's cause. But he does  look especially old in that picture.  :cry:
i wonder why he looks so old :dunno:


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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2011, 01:27:05 PM »


Huh.  Apparently Gooch has been holding out on us and has a picture of himself standing between Joe Gordon and LHC Bill Snyder with all 3 of them wearing goEMAW BBBS fundraiser shirts that's about to be published in the newspaper next to an article about how everyone should support our cause.  Surely Coach wouldn't have taken a letter written by Gooch asking for help just like this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid did and told his secretary to tell Gooch that if we pony up the costs of filming a PSA that he'll appear in it, and by the way, no donation, would he?

Can't wait to see this picture, Gooch.  Let Pete know if you need to be pak headed in it.  By the way, how much did Coach donate?  I haven't seen you enter it online yet.

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2011, 01:27:58 PM »
JFC, BBBS IS A KANSAS MENTORS PROGRAM!

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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2011, 01:39:10 PM »
JFC, BBBS IS A KANSAS MENTORS PROGRAM!

as long as nobody is calling those kids retards they should be fine. /thread

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2011, 01:58:43 PM »
so.  bill finally decides to strike back.
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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2011, 02:09:48 PM »
so.  bill finally decides to strike back.

Yep.  Guess what controversial r-word was just added to the airplane banner plans.

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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2011, 02:27:52 PM »
powerspects just doesn't have the same ring, you know?
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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2011, 02:28:43 PM »
so.  bill finally decides to strike back.

Yep.  Guess what controversial r-word was just added to the airplane banner plans.

"Retire" is already on the banner.

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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2011, 03:33:48 PM »


Huh.  Apparently Gooch has been holding out on us and has a picture of himself standing between Joe Gordon and LHC Bill Snyder with all 3 of them wearing goEMAW BBBS fundraiser shirts that's about to be published in the newspaper next to an article about how everyone should support our cause.  Surely Coach wouldn't have taken a letter written by Gooch asking for help just like this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kid did and told his secretary to tell Gooch that if we pony up the costs of filming a PSA that he'll appear in it, and by the way, no donation, would he?

Can't wait to see this picture, Gooch.  Let Pete know if you need to be pak headed in it.  By the way, how much did Coach donate?  I haven't seen you enter it online yet.
JFC Bill. :chainsaw:

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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2011, 03:48:23 PM »
The only R word OB wants to end is Recruiting. Maybe they can call it Respecting.

Then again, he no longer is allowed to pay for rivals, so the staff can't be powe(respect)ards.
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Re: The "R" word
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2011, 03:50:18 PM »
The only R word OB wants to end is Recruiting. Maybe they can call it Respecting.

Then again, he no longer is allowed to pay for rivals, so the staff can't be powe(respect)ards.

You are forgetting all about Restaffing.  He rough ridin' hates that and would like to see an end to the word.