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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 05:59:44 PM »
Me:  You guys pour Red Bull out of the gun?   That's pretty sweet.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2011, 06:48:01 PM »
I have an unhealthy addiction to coffee, so it helps me stay normal but doesn't get me energized.

If I need to stay up late and don't think I'm going to make it, 5 Hour Energy is by far the best option. It doesn't make me jittery and doesn't have a crash, it just makes me feel energized/focused for 5-6 hours.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2011, 06:54:28 PM »
Tried a 5 hour once.  Tasted like crap and made me supper jittery.  Red Bull is great for mixing with alcohol but I rough ridin' it when a bar gets all cheap and tried to sneak in some shitty replacement like monster or matador.
5 hour energy is terrible, doesn't do anything.  Love Rockstar/Monster.  Not a fan of AMP.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2011, 07:41:47 PM »
Horrible for you.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 11:54:46 AM »
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 11:59:51 AM »
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.
In the geek/nerd culture it's widely accepted, we made the industry with "Jolt" back in the day.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 12:41:44 PM »
I don't agree that Jolt was a nerd energy drink but Bawls certainly was.


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 01:30:37 PM »
All of the trainers at my YMCA drink the crap out of Monster.   :dunno:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 01:34:28 PM »
How come it's always the most white trash losers that drink this crap? It really reminds me of Idiocracy and their Brawndo drink. I go into Quicktrip to get a V8 (they currently have coupons at QT for 75 cents off one bottle) and it's just full of day laborers in their dirty cut off shirts chugging rockstar and monster by the gallon.

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It must suck to be so fat/out of shape that your pathetic body can't handle an energy drink every once in a while.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2011, 01:40:14 PM »
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2011, 01:52:01 PM »
I drink the crap out of reg V8 when it is cold out.  For some reason it only sounds good to me in the winter. 

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2011, 01:55:59 PM »
I drink a low sod. v8 every day

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2011, 01:58:52 PM »
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 02:09:17 PM »
Juicing is a huge pain but the real thing is great for energy.  Carrot Juice especially.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 02:12:28 PM »
Juicing is a huge pain but the real thing is great for energy.  Carrot Juice especially.

carrots are, like, mostly sugar.  probably explains this. 

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 02:24:15 PM »
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.

seriously great post here by saul.  i doubt any of you rubes have actually taken the time to research the nutritional info of v8.  i have.  it gives you 40% of your RDA of Vitamin A, and 140% of your RDA of Vitamin C- both of which you can get from just about anything.

thanks a lot for jack crap V8, dumbass :flush:


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 02:25:40 PM »
V8 is delicious. 

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 02:26:20 PM »
Why would anyone drink V8, that's some nasty crap.  Get your vegetables by eating them not drinking them, thanks.

seriously great post here by saul.  i doubt any of you rubes have actually taken the time to research the nutritional info of v8.  i have.  it gives you 40% of your RDA of Vitamin A, and 140% of your RDA of Vitamin C- both of which you can get from just about anything.

thanks a lot for jack crap V8, dumbass :flush:

should prolly just take a multi vitamin and call it a day  :lol:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2011, 02:28:04 PM »
V8 is delicious. 
when adding vodka, worcestershire sauce and a couple olives.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2011, 02:29:27 PM »
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

This is what I was talking about. Too bad you guys saw "V8" but were too busy getting stupid on energy cola to figure out they have more than just Tomato Carrot.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2011, 03:38:18 PM »
not a fan of regular V8, but I like the V8 fusion fruit juices.   :lick:

This is what I was talking about. Too bad you guys saw "V8" but were too busy getting stupid on energy cola to figure out they have more than just Tomato Carrot.
jfc, the fruit juices? Might as well drink kool-aid. Dumbass.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2011, 03:54:48 PM »
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2011, 03:54:58 PM »
gave up energy drinks for adderall back in undergrad

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2011, 03:55:42 PM »
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.
ya, vit a, vit c but they add potassium (helps break down lactic acid which causes cramps)


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2011, 03:57:45 PM »
The fruit juices have like the same vits and mins as the nasty ass tomato/vegetable ones.
ya, vit a, vit c but they add potassium (helps break down lactic acid which causes cramps)

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