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« on: April 06, 2011, 02:48:57 PM »
For or against?

This is my current favorite.


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 02:49:30 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 02:56:42 PM »
I have tons of energy.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 02:57:31 PM »
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 03:01:58 PM »
I can't believe people drink that crap.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 03:03:45 PM »
I can't believe people drink that crap.
They are quite tasty.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 03:06:36 PM »


I saw somebody drinking one of these one time.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 03:11:26 PM »
Energy drinks are increds dumb.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 03:14:29 PM »


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 03:16:32 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 03:17:10 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 03:18:47 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

How is natural selection going to work if these lazy sob's can just drink energy drinks and get saved from their other habits by modern medicine (Thanks Obama)?

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 03:19:02 PM »
against.  unless with alcohol so i can do the pancreas/liver/heart destruction trifecta.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 03:19:18 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 03:22:52 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 03:24:03 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

then you're not a true morning person (as stevedave pointed out with your snooze button issue).  Morning people/not fat people can make it with natural energy until the evening. 

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 03:24:25 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 03:26:06 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?
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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 03:27:14 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

How old are you?
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check your pancreas lately?   :ohno:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 03:27:35 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

What if you are a morning person, but not an afternoon person? 

then you're not a true morning person (as stevedave pointed out with your snooze button issue).  Morning people/not fat people can make it with natural energy until the evening. 

Oh, I still am wide awake, just lose focus majorly around 2:30 or so.  Caffeine focuses the hell out of me.

Maybe I have ADD?   :dunno:

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 03:38:52 PM »
I have tons of energy.

because you drink tons of soda

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 03:44:27 PM »
energy drinks are for lazy people.   :ck:

lazy fat people need these because they have bad genes and their body doesn't produce the energy it needs to sustain itself.  these are the same people who over indulge in other areas of their life (also because of bad genes).  natural selection will continue to weed these drains out of our gene pool in given time.

How is natural selection going to work if these lazy sob's can just drink energy drinks and get saved from their other habits by modern medicine (Thanks Obama)?
there are limits to what modern medicine can do.  a lot of the pills some people take to stay alive have very toxic longterm effects.  at the end of the day these mutants will have to deal with their problems.


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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 04:02:54 PM »
could probably merge this with the morning person thread.  the same people that aren't morning people drink these things.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 05:49:21 PM »
I like the orange Monster.

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Re: Energy drinks
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 05:56:44 PM »
Tried a 5 hour once.  Tasted like crap and made me supper jittery.  Red Bull is great for mixing with alcohol but I rough ridin' it when a bar gets all cheap and tried to sneak in some shitty replacement like monster or matador.