bathroom qui pasa KC?

[steve dave]

1, like a boss (especially boss level given your height)

[Pete]

I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.

Read the scenario again, dumbass.  It's a closed toilet. 

[CNS]

I go straight to the mirror and act like I'm doing something to my face. Wait about 10 seconds until guy in #2 is finished, then I go directly to #3.

Next.

Correct.

[krazykat]

four.

[chum1]

So, it's not in Mexico?

[wetwillie]

why are the urinals staggered and different sizes?  Also is crossing swords a viable option?

[Pete]

So, it's not in Mexico?

Ya, I was confused why that was even brought up.  "By the way, the toilet is not a direct portal to hell."  OK.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.

Read the scenario again, dumbass.  It's a closed toilet. 

Wow. What a dumb scenario then. What a waste if my time. It's four and its not even close. How stupid.

[Stupid Fitz]

If I really have to go  I go to whichever is open because I am not a 5 year old. I agree that you should be a bit concerned about anyone that poops in a public bathroom, but it really isn't that big a deal.

[chum1]

i've never seen urinals with numbers on them.  but i've also never been to mexico.

[Dirty Sanchez]

i've never seen urinals with numbers on them.  but i've also never been to mexico.

There's good reason for this.  How would you like to be the cleaning person at a place that had a urinal marked "#2"?

[stunted]

Is it normal to piss in the stall when someone occupies the urinal?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man/

*Oh, good, there's no one else here. This'll be easy. In and out.

*You settle yourself in front of a urinal.

*The door to the restroom opens abruptly. The sound and implication that you are no longer alone startles you.

*You feel cold.

*You pray that the new occupant opts for a stall instead, because-

*Oh, crap, he didn't.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Join the guy at #2 and ask if he wants to cross the beams like in ghost busters to destroy they stay puft marshmellow man.

[ew2x4]

If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.

[pissclams]

If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.

3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.

[chum1]

el baño

[ew2x4]

If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.

3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.

Pee in the handicapped stall?

[CNS]

If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.

3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.

Pee in the handicapped stall?

The fact that there are two stalls not even shown in this schematic is 

[pissclams]

If there is only one stall, it's ADA compliant and rough ridin' massive. The toilet will still be a few feet from #4. Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) question.

3 stalls, the occupied stall isn't the handicap stall.

Pee in the handicapped stall?

seems pretty fishy