Author Topic: bathroom qui pasa KC? (Read 6532 times)

pissclams · « **on:** April 01, 2011, 03:43:46 PM »

this has been discussed ad nauseum but..
in the below diagram the urinals are marked 1-4 and the toilet where people crap is marked 5.

you go into the bathroom in the diagram right behind the guy and he goes to urinal #2. where do you go?

right we get it, the obvious answer is #4.

curve ball.

#1 is a really low urinal. like for midgets/minis.

#5 isn't really not in use. reality is that some guy is growing a tail in #5 as seen below. also, #5 toilet is fully enclosed. he's not just sitting in the middle of the room with no walls like he's in mexico or something.

keep in mind that dude in front of you went straight to #2 like a jackass. you've got two options, hit up #1 where the midgets are, and piss right next to the other dude. or you can keep the man code and go to #4 but have to stand next to the guy taking a nasty ass growler. going to #3 is as bad as #4, as a few inches aren't going to keep you out of #5's dust cloud.

thoughts?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:45:39 PM »

I would go to number 3.

bakerman · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:45:47 PM »

Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?

michigancat · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:48:15 PM »

#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.

pissclams · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:54:02 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on April 01, 2011, 03:45:47 PM

Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?

not good.

Quote from: michigancat on April 01, 2011, 03:48:15 PM

#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.

you're rough ridin' gross.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:55:11 PM »

How long has guy in #5 been in there?

michigancat · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:56:35 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 01, 2011, 03:54:02 PM

Quote from: michigancat on April 01, 2011, 03:48:15 PM
#4. you should be able to hold your breath while you piss.
you're rough ridin' gross.

listen up jackass. If you're so rough ridin' disturbed by the guy taking a crap, even going to #1 won't make a difference. Come back in 20 minutes when the smoke has cleared.

EllToPay · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:58:14 PM »

I go straight to the mirror and act like I'm doing something to my face. Wait about 10 seconds until guy in #2 is finished, then I go directly to #3.

Next.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:58:32 PM »

going to #4 with my head held high. those walls around the toilet are sufficient to keep any splatter away from me while i piss.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2011, 03:59:41 PM »

If #5 is enclosed, then I go to #4 without hesitation.

Also, where is the sink located? Near #1? Or facing opposite wall?

bakerman · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:01:09 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 01, 2011, 03:54:02 PM

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on April 01, 2011, 03:45:47 PM
Noise level of guy taking crap in #5?
not good.

I think I can handle the 1 minute or less to piss at #4.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:01:48 PM »

I walk up to #1, undo my belt and pants and drop everything down to my ankles and piss like a 3 year old holding on to my pecker with both hands while making grunty noises.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:05:19 PM »

leave and wait for #2 to come out, take a deep breath and use the midget urinal. wash hands and leave quickly.

wetwillie · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:06:56 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on April 01, 2011, 04:01:48 PM

I walk up to #1, undo my belt and pants and drop everything down to my ankles and piss like a 3 year old holding on to my pecker with both hands while making grunty noises.

a fun variation is to exclaim " Haven't had a piss this good since I was a 10 year old girl."

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:07:36 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how the guy going straight to #2 is the jackass. Don't understand why he should be punished for being quicker than Clams.

bakerman · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:14:59 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on April 01, 2011, 04:07:36 PM

I'm trying to figure out how the guy going straight to #2 is the jackass. Don't understand why he should be punished for being quicker than Clams.

ideally, with someone dropping bombs in #5, the other guy should of went the #1-#3 combo route to save anyone from having to piss next to Hiroshima.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:33:28 PM »

i'm still failing to see how a guy laying pipe in an enclosed space is going to conflict with me taking a leak.

stunted · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:36:50 PM »

I go for the robbery and piss in #2

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:38:22 PM »

pissing in public restrooms can be such an awkward thing.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:41:08 PM »

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:55:29 PM »

I just think it's hilarious that most of the people saying they would just wait until the guy at #2 left would probably have no problem using #3 if #1, #2, #4, and #5 were all occupied. WGAF about the dumbass "man code"? You have to take a piss and don't want to stand right next to some dude dropping a deuce or somebody else who is pissing, so you're going to just stand at the sink, take in the aroma, and wait for the other guy to leave?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:57:23 PM »

curious what some of the "stand around and wait" crowd does in a sporting event trough situation

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2011, 05:08:18 PM »

#4

The guy dropping a deuce is going to see your shoes and be aware of the situation, and if possible (which is the case 98-99% of the time) he'll stop straining until all parties have left the premises.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2011, 05:22:49 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on April 01, 2011, 04:57:23 PM

curious what some of the "stand around and wait" crowd does in a sporting event trough situation

Completely different scenario.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2011, 06:12:58 PM »

I would walk over to number four and then slap the guy taking a cac in the open air toilet. What an bad person. Then i would leave without pissing. Number one is the other correct answer though. If someone is crazy enough to take a cac at that toilet then you stay as far away from them as effing possible.