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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2011, 05:35:00 AM »
i love when we do the mock slavery threads. really makes me happy to be part of this site. you guys make me laugh.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2011, 05:39:39 AM »
i love when we do the mock slavery threads. really makes me happy to be part of this site. you guys make me laugh.

does anyone else feel this way?

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2011, 07:11:38 AM »
i love when we do the mock slavery threads. really makes me happy to be part of this site. you guys make me laugh.

does anyone else feel this way?

yes
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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2011, 08:18:46 AM »
i love when we do the mock slavery threads. really makes me happy to be part of this site. you guys make me laugh.

Nothing "mock" about it.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2011, 11:44:40 AM »
The funny part is the absurd belief that it simply can't get any better than being in Lawrence, KANSAS

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2011, 12:06:20 PM »
When they give those speeches after their last home game how about doing it together same time. That would go down in infamy. Mama Angel would dearly love that.

Marcus and Markieff why not stay and have that last dance.


Now it's just getting really creepy.  :peek:


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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2011, 04:13:34 PM »
LOL, they didn't tell Seff about the meeting.  Seems to happen a lot at ku.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2011, 07:35:29 PM »
They took money from the agent already.  They are gone.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2011, 07:45:52 PM »
i love when we do the mock slavery threads. really makes me happy to be part of this site. you guys make me laugh.

 :confused:

Massa's Iron Curtain is nothing to joke about...

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2011, 10:54:51 AM »
They took money from the agent already.  They are gone.

Rumblings they were paid with these:


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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2011, 06:07:15 AM »
Reports that selby is gone.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2011, 06:07:55 AM »
josh's making a run for it!!!!  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2011, 06:13:26 AM »
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So who feels worse tomorrow morning - John Calipari, Bill Self or Derrick Williams? Josh Selby has been a pro for a long, long time....If Bill Self made it through the Selby era without much mud/dirt sticking to him reputation-wise, he's damn near untouchable....if Selby had played for you know who, it would've been an all-time feeding frenzy.
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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2011, 06:38:15 AM »
josh's making a run for it!!!!  :horrorsurprise:

Massa has to be  :chainsaw: at him.  He did everything he could to keep Selby on the plantation this year and it didn't work.  He is going to have to hit one of the new recruits to reestablish his dominance.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2011, 07:51:35 AM »
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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2011, 08:18:10 AM »
time to repost the selby video.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2011, 08:35:43 AM »
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So who feels worse tomorrow morning - John Calipari, Bill Self or Derrick Williams? Josh Selby has been a pro for a long, long time....If Bill Self made it through the Selby era without much mud/dirt sticking to him reputation-wise, he's damn near untouchable....if Selby had played for you know who, it would've been an all-time feeding frenzy.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2011, 09:18:03 AM »
Reports that selby is gone.

yeah. Selby isn't going anywhere.
I've still seen him in the first round on some mocks.  You better believe that a kid that basically had an agent coming out of HS is gonna jump as soon as he sees $.

Not that I give a crap, but I'd bet money he's gone.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2011, 09:45:39 AM »
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So who feels worse tomorrow morning - John Calipari, Bill Self or Derrick Williams? Josh Selby has been a pro for a long, long time....If Bill Self made it through the Selby era without much mud/dirt sticking to him reputation-wise, he's damn near untouchable....if Selby had played for you know who, it would've been an all-time feeding frenzy.

meh.  ku pays its players.  McLemore is just the next to get paid.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2011, 10:26:36 AM »
Selby Clause is coming to town.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2011, 11:55:55 AM »
Selby Clause is coming to leaving town.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2011, 12:21:53 PM »
dumbstick franticly trying to stop the selby rumblings in their tracks, buying Seff time to round up a posse and track him down no doubt.   :dubious:

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2011, 12:27:08 PM »
Very sad that some of these kids get sucked in by agents and their own "people". Selby needs Self/KU more the Self/KU needs Selby.

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Re: Morris Twins break out of handcuffs, almost out of Bill's grasp
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2011, 12:28:06 PM »
Very sad that some of these kids get sucked in by agents and their own "people". Selby needs Self/KU more the Self/KU needs Selby.

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