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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2011, 09:57:22 PM »
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2011, 10:21:15 PM »
Was out there tonight.  I blame Jake not making it past the 1st round on the hype announcer.  He kept pronouncing Jake's name wrong, like Jake Pull-ee-un, which caused Jake to laugh uncontrollably right before the buzzer sounded to start the round  :bang:

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2011, 03:13:43 AM »
Can't wait for Mcgrudz to win this in 2 years.........
Won't happen. He'll be leading K-State to the Final Four.   #truth

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2011, 07:15:30 AM »
the best dunker guy was robbed

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2011, 11:09:30 AM »
Jake, play your best in the all-star game, tonight, west coast time around 5-11pm.

But not for us.

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2011, 11:14:33 AM »
the best dunker guy was robbed

not really

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2011, 11:38:42 AM »

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2011, 11:48:24 AM »
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2011, 11:59:29 AM »
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!

And he had better dunks than the other guys.

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2011, 12:10:41 PM »
JFC it's not shirt tuck to love a white player when he's actually talented at what he does. That kid actually pulled off the same dunks in his video, live, against D1 ballers. And espn legitimately measured his jump to be 45 inches.

Impressive. As. eff.

 :opcat: <---- you guys but in reverse.
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2011, 12:15:55 PM »
IT'S A SHORT WHITE YOUTUBE SENSATION!
JFC it's not shirt tuck to love a white player when he's actually talented at what he does. That kid actually pulled off the same dunks in his video, live, against D1 ballers.

 :opcat: <---- but in reverse.


Beat me to it. The anti-'tuck backlash on this site turns totally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) sometimes (most of the time).  :bang:

Jumping over a guy at the three point line THEN running up, catching the ball and dunking it isn't even on the same planet as jumping over a guy, grabbing the ball from said guy in mid air and doing a 2 handed reverse.
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2011, 12:33:50 PM »
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i rough ridin' hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2011, 01:52:03 PM »
No matter how hard you try, you can't spoil my memory of Kenyatta Dix against Missouri.

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2011, 01:56:21 PM »
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i effing hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.

For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me. Then I realized you couldn't possibly be talking to me, so I now feel a great sense of relief. However, if I didn't feel relieved, I should realize the error I've made and correct it.

I will continue to feel as though we are on good, friendly terms as we've always been.

I encourage everyone else to search themselves to ensure they are not in error.

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:59 PM »
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i effing hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

i hate the 'tards & 'tucks that watch those vids and then post about how impressive the recruit looks and how dalonte should go get him a tiny bit more.

For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me. Then I realized you couldn't possibly be talking to me, so I now feel a great sense of relief. However, if I didn't feel relieved, I should realize the error I've made and correct it.

I will continue to feel as though we are on good, friendly terms as we've always been.

I encourage everyone else to search themselves to ensure they are not in error.

You're so rough ridin' weird:confused:
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2011, 02:02:31 PM »
For a moment, I thought you could be talking about me.

obviously not talking about you, pw.
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2011, 02:13:30 PM »
No matter how hard you try, you can't spoil my memory of Kenyatta Dix against Missouri.

I was there! It was AMAZING. :ksu:

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #69 on: April 01, 2011, 02:21:38 PM »
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #70 on: April 01, 2011, 04:05:27 PM »
i love this short white dunker dude because he's a d3 scrub, which permanently proves my thesis that jumping ability is irrelevant to bball players under about 6'4" or 6'5", which is a crucial part of one of my more important recruiting theses, which is that i rough ridin' hate retards that make recruit highlight vids of guards filled with open court dunks.

Not just open court:

Quote from:
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

Also, he averages 14.8 points, leads his team with 7.1 rebounds and 1.8 steals, and adds 2.4 assists, so he's not just a dunker.

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #71 on: April 01, 2011, 04:08:22 PM »

Quote from:
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

are black people allowed to play d3?

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #72 on: April 01, 2011, 04:22:46 PM »

Quote from:
Here's over 3 minutes of my in game dunks including oops, tip dunks, through traffic, as well as and 1 dunks.

are black people allowed to play d3?

 :opcat: I think d3 = no scholarships  :opcat:

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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2011, 04:24:57 PM »
Jake on Tru TV now.
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Re: Jake in 3 pt contest
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2011, 04:38:20 PM »
He's wearing #3.  Weird.  Already has an assist.