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Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« on: March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM »
Okay, they just left and are gone until Sunday afternoon.  I need solid tips with actual directions how to get away with it.  Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

I have a ton of girls coming over.  Will have the make-out room up and running.  Already got some liquor stashed, pretty sure I can get some beer.

So let 'er rip.


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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 01:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

Cigarette butts. 
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 01:54:39 PM »
little brother/sister narcs
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 01:56:59 PM »
I've seen a successful house party. In every movie, the party gets busted up by the cops. Don't do it, man.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 01:57:16 PM »
Use a neighbors trash to dispose of evidence.  Can't stress this enough.  If I had done this last semester, I wouldn't of missed homecoming
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 01:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 31, 2011, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

Cigarette butts. 

Good one.  Will ave a big butt can out on the back patio.

sd, they took Kelcy with them!!!   :emawkid:
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 02:02:50 PM »
Don't use your parents condoms if you get lucky. Sometimes they notice when 2 or 3 or 4 are gone.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 02:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:57:43 PM
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 31, 2011, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

Cigarette butts. 

Good one.  Will ave a big butt can out on the back patio.

sd, they took Kelcy with them!!!   :emawkid:

Yeah but you know Brad and his group of idiot friends are just going to flick them in the yard like they did at my house last summer.  
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 02:04:19 PM »
only way to not get caught is to have a lake house. imho
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 02:08:12 PM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 31, 2011, 02:04:19 PM
only way to not get caught is to have a lake house. imho

That's where they went, dumbass.   :dubious:
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »
Do not start a prostitution ring.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 02:09:12 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

Parents come home early. I think in every single movie i've seen, this is the case. Buy your mom a day at the spa before she has to come home.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 02:09:49 PM »
We didn't have digital cameras in my day, or camera phones.  But I would take "before" pictures, and try to get everything exactly the way it was left, you can never be too precise if you want to pull it off.

Narc neighbors, and a bunch of cars up and down your street are something to watch out for and can draw attention of loud mouth neighbors being like "Hey Bill! Your son had quite the party last weekend" when they come back.

Watch for drunk chicks spilling cac too.

Search under couches, chairs, nooks and crannies for lighters, weed, bottlecaps, condoms, or whatever before they come back.

Fabreeze entire house too.  And leave yourself plenty of "prep" time before they come back.  Most mistakes are made by rushed/hungover/"day of parents arrival" haphazard cleanup.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 02:10:13 PM »
make sure your friends park a couple blocks away and have them walk. don't want old lady thompson next door getting suspicious. if need be, let me know and i'll bring the minivan over to transport from their cars to the house.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 02:12:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Wichita on March 31, 2011, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Limestone on March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM
Also, what is the number one thing that gets a guy caught in these situatuons?

Cigarette butts.  

Bottle caps/can tabs. Oh man, mom found one between the couch cushions. Grounded two weeks. :frown:
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 02:12:12 PM »
In high school I found out that if you leave spilled everclear sitting on your parents oak kitchen table for a few hours, it will rough ridin' eat right through the finish and probably through the whole rough ridin' table if I would have left it there long enough. Which should probably tell you something about why you shouldn't ever drink rough ridin' everclear. But if you do don't spill it on your parents table and leave it there. Even if it was pretty funny when they discovered the damage under the centerpiece thing I covered it up with like a year later.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 02:19:11 PM »
you guys have some pretty lame parents.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »
bro,

in all seriousness. have a party out at the lake or pot2. invite a ton of people and see who shows. then let a super select group of people know that your parents are out of town and that if the party gets broken up then they can come over. i cannot stress enough that you only tell the people that you actually want to come over (read girls). then call the police. break up the party and you are g2g.  :eye:
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 02:26:20 PM »
Quote from: EllToPay on March 31, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
make sure your friends park a couple blocks away and have them walk. don't want old lady thompson next door getting suspicious. if need be, let me know and i'll bring the minivan over to transport from their cars to the house.

Me and a couple friends threw our high school's graduation party senior year... we had everyone park in this designated spot about a quarter mile away in a random field covered by trees from the road that I'd never seen anything happen in ever. The next morning we drove by the field only to see like 20 construction workers standing around and equipment everywhere. Apparently they were planning on putting in some big water line there that morning and we pretty confused why there were suddenly 300 cars parked in neat little rows out in the middle of the rough ridin' forest.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 02:31:03 PM »
Lots of good advice.  I had thought of the parking thing.   I am worried about the back deck thing.  It will be obvious to the neighbors. 

Rest of it is pretty good.  Rd's plan is good in theory but what if some of the girls blab, or make other plans because they didn't know I was having a select party? 


I was concerned about the coming home early deal but when they go they make it count, plus they gotta get the house ready for the summer.  Lots of work.  But I will keep an eye on my cell phone.

Also, got $50 case "for emergencies"  :gocho:
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 02:36:20 PM »
Keep a police scanner handy and have someone listening to it.  Let everyone know you are monitoring the police scanner.  If crap starts to get out of hand or you just want everyone to GTFO tell them you just heard the cops were on the way.  You can sometimes just yell "FIVE OH!"

The neighbors always busted me and my friends.  Take it out to a pasture.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 02:41:05 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on March 31, 2011, 02:36:20 PM
Keep a police scanner handy and have someone listening to it.  Let everyone know you are monitoring the police scanner.  If cac starts to get out of hand or you just want everyone to GTFO tell them you just heard the cops were on the way.  You can sometimes just yell "FIVE OH!"

The neighbors always busted me and my friends.  Take it out to a pasture.

Pasture parties are for ku fans bro.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 02:44:52 PM »
country cruisin
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 02:51:08 PM »
Quote from: Benja on March 31, 2011, 02:44:52 PM
country cruisin

Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin"  a while back.  Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.
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Re: Throwing a party when your folkis are gone.
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 02:53:07 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on March 31, 2011, 02:51:08 PM
Quote from: Benja on March 31, 2011, 02:44:52 PM
country cruisin

Heard some hayseeds calling this " crop tourin"  a while back.  Definitely needs to be some clarification of acceptable terminology.

yeah, never heard that in my life
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