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Chapstick
« on: March 24, 2011, 11:29:03 AM »
Has anyone ever "used up" a stick before losing it? I've never been close.


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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 11:36:14 AM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2011, 12:02:53 PM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »
don't use chapstick. Only Vaseline lip therapy.
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2011, 12:10:29 PM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

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 :surprised:

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2011, 12:13:05 PM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

 :dubious:

 :surprised:

listen, I'm not saying mrs. _33 is a liar.  she is a great gal and we all love her.  all i'm saying is that it's impossible for a little tub of chap stick to last that long and you got lied to right in your smelly face. 

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2011, 12:40:24 PM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

 :dubious:

 :surprised:

listen, I'm not saying mrs. _33 is a liar.  she is a great gal and we all love her.  all i'm saying is that it's impossible for a little tub of chap stick to last that long and you got lied to right in your smelly face. 

Yeah, I called her a liar. She insisted.  What is she hiding?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2011, 12:42:13 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2011, 12:45:28 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2011, 12:48:59 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

about 0.1 years.

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2011, 12:52:43 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

about 0.1 years.

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2011, 12:57:00 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

about 0.1 years.

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What's it like at the end of a tube?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2011, 12:57:42 PM »
It's just like a gluestick.

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Re: Chapstick
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2011, 01:00:04 PM »
Carmex tubes always become a casualty of the washing machine/dryer.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2011, 01:00:24 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

about 0.1 years.


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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2011, 01:03:42 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

How many years does it take to you go through a complete tube?

about 0.1 years.



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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2011, 01:21:40 PM »
Never use the stuff.

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2011, 01:22:44 PM »
seriously, I go through a shitload of burts bees. friends(?) poke fun.

you have to realize how rough ridin' dry/cold/long michigan winters are.  :michigangocho:

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2011, 01:34:21 PM »
you have to realize how rough ridin' dry/cold/long michigan winters are.  :michigangocho:
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Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2011, 01:46:05 PM »
favorite topic of michiganders on facebook right now:

"OMG. WHERE IS SPRING???!! WHY IS IT SNOWING????!?!?" You rough ridin' idiots. I swear.

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2011, 01:58:20 PM »
Story:

A couple months ago Mrs. _33 ran out of this chapstick she uses only before bed. It was the in like one of those Carmex tubs but it wasn't Carmex. Anyway, she told me she was a little sad because she had been using it for over ten years. Since she was 15 or something.  :horrorsurprise:

 :dubious:

 :surprised:

listen, I'm not saying mrs. _33 is a liar.  she is a great gal and we all love her.  all i'm saying is that it's impossible for a little tub of chap stick to last that long and you got lied to right in your smelly face. 

maybe she only uses it on those "special" nights?

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2011, 04:10:33 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

Burt's Bees FTW!!11!!1!

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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2011, 04:14:10 PM »
I go through complete Burt's Bees pomegranate tubes(?) all the time. I've tried to ween myself off, but can't. Hate all the chemically based ones.

Burt's Bees FTW!!11!!1!

This. With Clove Oil. Your lips feel like they are in Heaven after you put it on. 
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Re: Chapstick
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2011, 04:17:26 PM »
I still have a crack in my lip from time I spent in Minnesota like 8 days ago.  rough ridin' winters up north are brutal.