Author Topic: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!! (Read 125404 times)

Kat Kid · « **Reply #600 on:** September 26, 2011, 08:17:30 PM »

Beth. Do what is right. Clown Bill, mention goEMAW, change the world.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #601 on:** September 26, 2011, 08:20:03 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2011, 07:13:29 PM

Would love to see her clownsuit O'Reilly, but it won't happen. In a fair fight she would, but dammit if he won't turn her microphone up louder than hers and just shout over her the entire time.

The noise isn't really his tactic of choice, though. Most likely, he will have an anti-EPAW guest like Tim Fitzgerald to keep things "fair and balanced" and then gang up on Beth 2 on 1 in the argument.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #602 on:** September 26, 2011, 08:24:49 PM »

Of course noise is also his thing. Dude interrupts all the time.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #603 on:** September 26, 2011, 08:28:35 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2011, 08:24:49 PM

Of course noise is also his thing. Dude interrupts all the time.

Bill doesn't know what he's getting into if he's going to just roll with the louder mic. Beth is a national champ at debating and she will clown suit his ass if he tries to pull that.

Trim · « **Reply #604 on:** September 26, 2011, 08:32:05 PM »

Quote from: Tortuga on September 26, 2011, 08:17:30 PM

Beth. Do what is right. Clown Bill, mention goEMAW, change the world.

I'd argue that the right thing is for her to insist that you or fatty be invited on the show as well to represent the 3rd side of the debate.

skycat · « **Reply #605 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:39:30 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2011, 07:13:29 PM

Would love to see her clownsuit O'Reilly, but it won't happen. In a fair fight she would, but dammit if he won't turn her microphone up louder than hers and just shout over her the entire time.

This. Beth will try to use facts and logic, but O'Reilly will just break out a few of his time-tested rhetorical tricks. It's O'Reilly's rules now, and the only judges are the slack-jawed dopes who watch his show.

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #606 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:40:13 PM »

Quote from: skycat on September 26, 2011, 10:39:30 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2011, 07:13:29 PM
Would love to see her clownsuit O'Reilly, but it won't happen. In a fair fight she would, but dammit if he won't turn her microphone up louder than hers and just shout over her the entire time.

This. Beth will try to use facts and logic, but O'Reilly will just break out a few of his time-tested rhetorical tricks. It's O'Reilly's rules now, and the only judges are the slack-jawed dopes who watch his show.

Yes, Beth has totally used facts and logic in the mythical fight for epaw.

theKSU · « **Reply #607 on:** September 26, 2011, 10:41:59 PM »

Beth would inevitably win the debate, but also talk too fast for anyone to understand what she's saying. Especially for BillO's 80+ demographic.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #608 on:** September 27, 2011, 01:49:12 AM »

Plus, no one would care what's she's saying. I never did when I had class with her, didn't when I read her articles in the collegian. Didn't care at all......now MARRY ME!

Bill Clarahan · « **Reply #609 on:** September 27, 2011, 09:59:09 AM »

Quote from: skycat on September 26, 2011, 10:39:30 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2011, 07:13:29 PM
Would love to see her clownsuit O'Reilly, but it won't happen. In a fair fight she would, but dammit if he won't turn her microphone up louder than hers and just shout over her the entire time.

This. Beth will try to use facts and logic, but O'Reilly will just break out a few of his time-tested rhetorical tricks. It's O'Reilly's rules now, and the only judges are the slack-jawed dopes who watch his show.

That would include the entire GPC crowd

OK_Cat · « **Reply #610 on:** September 27, 2011, 11:23:09 AM »

beth,

don't mention goEMAW.com, please.

we've been in admin roundtable discussions for weeks about killing the birther pit board, and if you mention this place on foxnews then it will be full of sugar dicks and pikes.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #611 on:** September 27, 2011, 11:31:15 AM »

Do we have an eye for talent around here or what?

Do it Beth. We will host the gnarliest Beth on Oreilly watch party ever.

Send us your guest list.

pissclams · « **Reply #612 on:** September 27, 2011, 12:05:42 PM »

epaw is so rough ridin' stupid. anyone who supports this issue is suspect in my eyes.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #613 on:** September 27, 2011, 12:17:16 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 27, 2011, 12:05:42 PM

epaw is so rough ridin' stupid. anyone who supports this issue is suspect in my eyes.

It sounds stupid, and it will be stupid if people start saying it and other people say, "wait, didn't it use to be EMAW?" Then we would have to explain the stupid story about how we are including women. Then we would get made fun of. And rightfully so.

CNS · « **Reply #614 on:** September 27, 2011, 12:35:39 PM »

Needs to bring up ENAW while discussing EPAW.

Dingo · « **Reply #615 on:** September 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

I finally got around to reading Beth Peopledenhall's novella on the goEMAW.com blog, and it occurred to me that the university can keep EMAW without making an issue about what the M stands for.

After all, the NAACP continues to exist, even though the CP stands for the politically incorrect term "colored people." I would like to pressure the NAACP to change the CP to POEO (people of ethnic origin), thus calling themselves NAAPOEO (which sounds cool when you say it aloud).

All I'm saying is, EPAW is just clumsy, awkward, largely because the plosive P sound makes it sound like a capgun, whereas EMAW is smooth and cool, given the nasal fricative M. EPAW sounds like something you see splashed on the screen during a fight scene on the old Batman TV series. EMAW sounds like the contented sound John Coltrane might make after a cool jazz session.

Don't sacrifice cool in the name of political correctness. That's all I'm say ..

mocat · « **Reply #616 on:** September 27, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »

Boakai · « **Reply #617 on:** September 27, 2011, 05:21:29 PM »

surprised this hadn't been found and posted yet. Seems like Catlab or _33 could do some great things here.

also...really weird phone convo going on in the background

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #618 on:** September 27, 2011, 05:40:56 PM »

theKSU · « **Reply #619 on:** September 27, 2011, 08:00:17 PM »

Nobody supports EPAW. We support Beth clowning BillO. EPAW/EMAW is totally irrelevant. EMAW will continue to live on forever. This is Kansas after all.

'taterblast · « **Reply #620 on:** October 26, 2011, 02:30:54 AM »

'taterblast · « **Reply #621 on:** October 26, 2011, 02:51:54 AM »

i didn't even realize they were making fun of an actual video.

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #622 on:** November 13, 2012, 12:53:50 PM »

Just had a delightful chat with BITB Beth Mendenhall. Here is our Q&A

Me: "Beth, what are your thoughts on the successes of the KSU Wildcats football team this season?"
Beth: "i think that it is excellent and wonderful, and i am now a full convert to the cult of LHC Bill Snyder. the man is so OLD. are there games in december?"

Me: "Very interesting. Beth, would you wear a shirt that said EMAW if it meant we won the national championship?"
Beth: "Only if i was allowed to redefine it as "every mother a wildcat." Alternative - "every motherf***er a wildcat"

eh, at least I tried....

chum1 · « **Reply #623 on:** November 13, 2012, 01:09:17 PM »

She sounds ageist.

Pete · « **Reply #624 on:** November 13, 2012, 06:41:02 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on November 13, 2012, 01:09:17 PM

She sounds ageist.

Or she's a gerontophile.