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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #175 on: May 03, 2011, 11:07:46 PM »
Plus, shouldn't EPAW be a donkey, a mule, an ass, or even a jackass?

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #176 on: May 03, 2011, 11:26:43 PM »
Might I suggest a pseudonym?

and numbers instead of names


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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #178 on: May 03, 2011, 11:54:17 PM »
it bothers me that epaw is a miniature horse and not a pony at all.

According to the time tested internet resource wikipedia, terms such as "midget pony" and "pygmy horse" are used in addition to mini horse.


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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #179 on: May 04, 2011, 07:27:49 AM »
deal.

i know it won't be a perfect sample size, but does anyone want to share why they prefer EMAW to EPAW? no sarcasm, please.


EMAW does not mean every man a wildcat.  use the search feature on our site.

EMAW is a state of being, the whisps of magic catching the falling snow under the lights one glorious fall night in 2000 as Kansas State beat NU 29-28.

EMAW is the thickness of the air in the arena and the rumbling of your chest as the exultations of the Public Address, the students, the nose bleeds, the die hards, the moms, the kids, the floor seats, the chair backs, the townies and the tucks all throw up their two handed, six fingered indication that the field was good "FOR THREE!"

EMAW is standing in line with your group of friends in the cold.

EMAW is the feeling that nothing is as beautiful as what connects us, which is a profound love for our land grant institution of higher learning and the athletic teams that represent it in competitions against evil.

I enjoy tort's posts like this

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #180 on: May 04, 2011, 12:55:45 PM »
emaw is derived from every man a wildcat, but it doesn't mean e.m.a.w.  these sorts of etymological backstories and contradictions give depth and charm to the english language.  like irregardless.  derived from not regardless, but it actually means regardless2.  or venison.  derived from the nordic, "son of sven" but taken to nomandy, then england by norman invaders and now means deer meat.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #181 on: May 04, 2011, 01:15:03 PM »
did not enjoy that sys post, but would love to hear tort's thoughts on flammable, inflammable, and uninflammable.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #182 on: May 05, 2011, 06:36:03 AM »
emaw is derived from every man a wildcat, but it doesn't mean e.m.a.w.  these sorts of etymological backstories and contradictions give depth and charm to the english language.  like irregardless.  derived from not regardless, but it actually means regardless2.  or venison.  derived from the nordic, "son of sven" but taken to nomandy, then england by norman invaders and now means deer meat.

EPAW and irregardless are equally ridiculous.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #183 on: May 05, 2011, 10:57:18 AM »
Beth, I just interviewed a SAIS guy. He was super weird and had a beard. That is more or less your future. Short, weird men with beards who rub their stomachs with both hands while they talk.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #184 on: May 10, 2011, 12:44:52 PM »
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Beth Mendenhall joins staff of Women's Debate Institute... http://fb.me/sHmrVkew

Who is the master negotiator that couldn't out negotiate the Women's Debate Institute? 

Jesus, this is just like basketball.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #185 on: May 10, 2011, 01:07:08 PM »
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Ksudebate Justin Green
 by bethmendenhall
Beth Mendenhall joins staff of Women's Debate Institute... http://fb.me/sHmrVkew

Who is the master negotiator that couldn't out negotiate the Women's Debate Institute? 

Jesus, this is just like basketball.
it wasn't me.  personally, I think she's overrated. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #186 on: May 10, 2011, 01:54:59 PM »
They even misspelled her rough ridin' name.  How bush league.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #187 on: May 10, 2011, 01:58:27 PM »
They even misspelled her rough ridin' name.  How bush league.

Bush league, yet they won the hard scrap fight for her services...

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #188 on: May 10, 2011, 02:02:43 PM »
They even misspelled her effing name.  How bush league.

Bush league, yet they won the hard scrap fight for her services...

We pay our entry level employees for crap, that is no secret.  How else would the owners have such obscene wealth?

Womens Debate Institute outbid us.  And made a powerful enemy in the process.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #189 on: May 10, 2011, 02:45:09 PM »
Womens Debate Institute outbid us.  And made a powerful enemy in the process.

I expect WDI to go the way of ksufans, fat tony's and so on.

Also, shouldn't it be People's Debate Institute?

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #190 on: May 10, 2011, 02:55:31 PM »
FP, TC, etc...

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2011, 03:04:41 PM »
Womens Debate Institute outbid us.  And made a powerful enemy in the process.

I expect WDI to go the way of ksufans, fat tony's and so on.

Also, shouldn't it be People's Debate Institute?

Beth, defend the blatant sexism of your new employer.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #192 on: May 23, 2011, 01:27:46 AM »
fyi, i talked to her in real life. she doesn't seem to interested in this board. too bad.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #193 on: May 23, 2011, 02:28:50 AM »
Did you guys have a nice little chat about how you wish death on our troops?

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #194 on: May 23, 2011, 02:29:15 AM »
Did you guys have a nice little chat about how you wish death on our troops?

i know you do but what am i

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #195 on: May 23, 2011, 02:31:12 AM »
Are you denying the multiple posts you made on this subject?  Cause I'm sure they can be found.

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #196 on: May 23, 2011, 04:23:53 AM »
Are you denying the multiple posts you made on this subject?  Cause I'm sure they can be found.

you seem to be obsessed with the "death on our troops" thought.

get a life. our troops are the liveblood of this country and don't receive enough credit.

treat them right please, or i'll have to kick your ass.
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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #197 on: May 23, 2011, 09:39:18 AM »
fyi, i talked to her in real life. she doesn't seem to interested in this board. too bad.

So what IS she interested in?

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #198 on: May 23, 2011, 09:44:21 AM »
Worst
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In you entire life will be the day you decided to cross goEMAW and join up with the WDI

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Re: Beth Mendenhall FTW!!!!!!1111!!!!lllIII!!
« Reply #199 on: May 23, 2011, 09:49:35 AM »
I challenge Beth to yet another epic debate!  Topic will be:

goEMAW and WDI.  Which one supports Kansas State in every possible way and which one is a smelly loser debating club for women only and no men because it's non-inclusive? 

I will be taking the position that WDI is the one that supports kansas state and that goEMAW is a loser debating club that excludes 50% of the population of the entire planet earth and Beth will be taking the obviously correct opposite position.  I'm not going to lie fellas/fellettes, I'm going to throw this debate.  Don't even care.  I can't get behind the loser position I've been assigned.