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Offline Brock Landers

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Would the loss be any easier to take....
« on: March 21, 2011, 10:56:11 AM »
....if Wisconsin's players weren't so damn ugly?  I mean, what if it was someone as handsome as Jake or Jamar draining that 3 instead of that Broosewitz kid?  We got beat by the lovechild of Carrot Top and Napoleon Dynamite.  Makes it sting that much more.

Teams with ugly white players are our Kryptonite


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Re: Would the loss be any easier to take....
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 11:02:22 AM »
....if Wisconsin's players weren't so damn ugly?  I mean, what if it was someone as handsome as Jake or Jamar draining that 3 instead of that Broosewitz kid?  We got beat by the lovechild of Carrot Top and Napoleon Dynamite.  Makes it sting that much more.

Teams with ugly white players are our Kryptonite

Been thinking about this.

Almost have myself talked into us needing to get a pasty ginger.  Almost...

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Re: Would the loss be any easier to take....
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 11:06:32 AM »
Almost have myself talked into us needing to get a pasty ginger.  Almost...

No. The tuck love would be too much.

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Re: Would the loss be any easier to take....
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2011, 11:11:26 AM »
Almost have myself talked into us needing to get a pasty ginger.  Almost...

No. The tuck love would be too much.

It's already there, bro.  Spradling has shirts tucked to unparalleled proportions. 

Look, I am still on the fence about all this, but some of these ugly pasty and/or gingers are doing things.  Look at the kid from Butler.  He won both games for Butler at the end of both games.  Ugly has hell.  Ginger daggered us with a trey Sat.

I don't know man, but it is something that Frank should at least discuss.  Who knows, maybe I am overlooking Doc.   :dunno:

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Re: Would the loss be any easier to take....
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2011, 11:36:55 AM »
Gingers have no souls (we all know this) - we need someone with Orphan Annie eyes and a NAPPY-ASS red white dude fro to come to Manhappiness. Problem solved.
We are K-State and we love to hire SHlTTY coaches.

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Re: Would the loss be any easier to take....
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2011, 12:23:27 PM »
....if Wisconsin's players weren't so damn ugly?  I mean, what if it was someone as handsome as Jake or Jamar draining that 3 instead of that Broosewitz kid?  We got beat by the lovechild of Carrot Top and Napoleon Dynamite.  Makes it sting that much more.

Teams with ugly white players are our Kryptonite

We beat Wazzu.  :dunno: