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Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:43:44 PM »
Who wins guys, who wins that rough ridin' fight?


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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 02:44:53 PM »
Before I answer, I need to know two things:

1) How many angry, rabid wolves are there compared to polar bears?

2) How hungry are they?

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 02:46:05 PM »
The polar bears melt in the Arizona heat. Check mate.

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 02:46:09 PM »
fair fight or prison rules?

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 02:47:34 PM »
Before I answer, I need to know two things:

1) How many angry, rabid wolves are there compared to polar bears?

2) How hungry are they?

1.  5 on 2

2.  ravenous.  Also, year before last these same polar bears killed 2 of the wolves best pak mates.

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 02:50:10 PM »
Before I answer, I need to know two things:

1) How many angry, rabid wolves are there compared to polar bears?

2) How hungry are they?

1.  5 on 2

2.  ravenous.  Also, year before last these same polar bears killed 2 of the wolves best pak mates.

Wolves.  I'm going with the wolves.

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 02:55:31 PM »
I'd go with the wolves in a 3 wolves on 1 bear scenario. 


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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 02:58:10 PM »
If it's 5 on 5 though?  Polar bears?


Totally explains the Vegas line.

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 03:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Wikipedia
Wolves are rarely encountered by polar bears, though there are two records of wolf packs killing polar bear cubs.

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http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic59-3-322.pdf

All that being said, I bet polar bears, despite their cuddly image, can get all JYC'd up.  The goddamn things eat their cubs

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2011, 03:04:11 PM »
The wolves are bringing global warming with them.

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Re: Polar bears v. Angry, Rabid Wolves
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2011, 03:05:31 PM »
If it's 5 on 5 though?  Polar bears?

Totally explains the Vegas line.


Depends on how angry and hateful the wolves are...

My advice, don't touch this bet.  Sounds like your quintessential Vegas "trap".




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