Author Topic: kicked the crap out of some USU punk yesterday in Tucson (Read 6301 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 17, 2011, 08:48:32 AM »

So, got out of school for the rest of the week to go to the NCAA's with my folks and some of their friends. Mom and Joe were super cool and told principal McKinney that this was more important than school, LMAO! I basically get to do what I want so me and my friends were out all yesterday afternoon trying to use Jake's fake ID to buy some beer. Anyway some kid comes up in a suit and asks me if I believe in god. Obviously I knock the stupid books out of his hands and tell him to hit the road. Apparently his parents were watching close by (ready to spring some religion trap or something) and they come running over and ask me why I did that. Well, you know where this is going, I crater the dad's face and start viciously kicking him in the ribs until he spits up some blood. It was epic. He had to be at least 35 years old and didn't even put up a fight. His wife (kind of ugly) gets all upset and huddles over him trying to help him up. As we leave I kicked her in the butt and she falls over her husband who has started crying in front of his whole family. The cops questioned us later but we told them it wasn't us and my step dad vouched for all of us because he was blackout drunk all afternoon and didn't even know we weren't with him. LOL. fear the beard.

EllToPay · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:50:12 AM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:52:03 AM »

So did you score the beer?

'taterblast · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:52:57 AM »

please post this on usufans, or whatever they're site is.

Dirty Deeds · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:34:02 AM »

Best one ever.

Jmo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:37:13 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2011, 08:48:32 AM

Mom and Joe

pfffft...lol. no offense to those from broken homes.

wetwillie · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:40:16 AM »

KITNfury · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:57:48 AM »

This story has got me pumped.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:20:53 AM »

Disgusting. I, for one, hope this Dave kid someday meets his match.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:26:53 AM »

good job steve. i'm going to break the window out of one of the mormon kids cars during lunch break.

8manpick · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2011, 10:51:31 AM »

Quote from: Ging on March 17, 2011, 10:20:53 AM

Disgusting. I, for one, hope this Dave kid someday meets his match.

Here's hoping he got his beers

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:42:35 AM »

I couldn't get down to Tucson but my best friend from grade school (until his dad got transferred and he moved away) Kyle lives in Chandler and was in Tucson. I told him I'd totally buy him a 12'er of beast when he came into town this summer for Stampede if he would roust some USU fans. This morning he was walking the strip in Tucson with his girlfriend when he saw a dork wearing a tie and riding a bike coming towards him. So he jumped out and fake punched at the guy. The dork flinched so hard he ran his bike into a parked car and sprawled all across the hood. I think it was a volkswagen so it was expensive and I bet if the owner was watching he would make this wimp pay for the damages. Kyle just kept on walking.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:43:41 AM »

guess who didn't wait until lunch break?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:53:30 AM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2011, 11:43:41 AM

guess who didn't wait until lunch break?

LOL, I heard the car alarm when I was picking up attendance sheets.

WtfisEMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:58:54 AM »

WtfisEMAW · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:59:23 AM »

cool story ITT

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:04:16 PM »

Quote from: WtfisEMAW on March 17, 2011, 11:59:23 AM

cool story ITT

USU must be the worst juco in America.

Pete · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:08:15 PM »

There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2011, 12:08:15 PM

There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.

Methodists are Mormons who can read.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:45:36 PM »

i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though.

_33 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:50:54 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2011, 12:45:36 PM

i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though.

Which one is not allowed to say the pledge of allegiance?

felix rex · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2011, 12:45:36 PM

i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though.

Who would win in a bike race between a mormon and a jehovah's witness? Not Jesus. That's for sure.

Bill Clarahan · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:01:55 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2011, 12:08:15 PM

There are no mormons around my hood, but there is a methodist. Are these basically the same thing? If so, I'll totally eff with that methodist.

Mormons have that choir, and Methodists don't even sing loud

Sheesh, get it straight

Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:25:25 PM »

Quote from: _33 on March 17, 2011, 12:50:54 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2011, 12:45:36 PM
i think the closest thing to a mormon is a jehovas witness. dunno though.

Which one is not allowed to say the pledge of allegiance?

Pretty sure you are thinking of Methodists. I have basically made my mind up on this, and I'm going stick a rag in this dude's mower gas tank and light it on fire.

steve dave · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:36:27 PM »

ok, so this old guy and his kid just showed up at our hotel with the cops again. made me stand there and had the kid tell the cop I was the one that kicked the crap out of his dad. I told the cop that these people were clearly crazy and my step dad basically threatened to fight the cop. the kid started crying (LOL) and his loser dad did too (LMFAO). anyway, they left and we are going to the game. Joe is PISSED and will probably kick the crap out of any USU fan he sees now. I hope you are happy, blood on your hands NARCS.